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★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds.
#61
RE: ★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds.
Jawohl!
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition

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#62
RE: ★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds.
(January 14, 2017 at 10:41 am)Godschild Wrote:
(January 14, 2017 at 4:14 am)ProgrammingGodJordan Wrote: [Image: The-flash-new-52-0-flash1-dc-shared-univ...ssion.jpeg]

Simply say to them:



(1) They don't observe themselves as omniscient.
(2) They want to absolutely believe that God exists. (Impossible, due to (1))
(3) They don't probably believe that God exists.

So, they possess zero degrees of belief in God.
Lack of belief in God, is atheism.


I read this and I'm still a Christian. I know for a fact that God exist, what I don't know is that you're real. You seem to much like 21st Century minus the pseudo he places on Christians, oh and the vile wording in his posts. So are you real or just another personality.

GC


How do you know absolutely that your God exists?

Are you omniscient, like the God described in Christianity?

NOTE: No one has thus far negated the three steps amidst the original post.

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POST SCRIPTUM:
In the scenario where you 'absolutely' know of God's existence, you no longer 'absolutely' believe.

Therein, you lack belief in God.
Thusly, you are athiestic.
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#63
RE: ★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds.
It took me 5.8 seconds to read this nonsense.

I must be losing some cognitive function as I approach middle age.

Prepare for disappoinent my friend, you failed to deconvert me as well.
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#64
RE: ★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds.
Being from Jamaica doesn't excuse the faux Shakespearean language. That's pure affect.
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#65
RE: ★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds.
2/10 Needs more stars.
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
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#66
RE: ★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds.
(January 14, 2017 at 9:19 pm)PETE_ROSE Wrote: It took me 5.8 seconds to read this nonsense.  

I must be losing some cognitive function as I approach middle age.  

Prepare for disappoinent my friend, you failed to deconvert me as well.

Denial is perhaps expected.

Albeit, the data demonstrates that probably absent omniscience, it appears one can't absolutely believe in any quantity.

Are you omniscient @PETE_ROSE?
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#67
RE: ★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds.
Oh shit!

I read your thing and it had the opposite effect! I believe now!
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

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#68
RE: ★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds.
(January 14, 2017 at 9:50 pm)Faith No More Wrote: 2/10 Needs more stars.

I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more stars
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition

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#69
RE: ★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds.
Sorry to be a drag about it guys, but srsly, head, microwave. What do?
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#70
RE: ★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds.
(January 14, 2017 at 9:07 pm)ProgrammingGodJordan Wrote: How do you know absolutely that your God exists?

Are you omniscient, like the God described in Christianity?


This actually works as an argument. An atheist has adopted a theist mindset of binary religious thinking and is using the same arguments that theists use against them.

How many times has a theist asked us how we know absolutely that their God does not exist?

Fact is no one can know anything absolutely. Even the phrase is meaningless. What would it even mean?

Which is why you need solid definitions and evidence to assess the likelihood of something existing.

(January 15, 2017 at 5:40 am)Vic Wrote: Sorry to be a drag about it guys, but srsly, head, microwave. What do?

Try defrost for 10 minutes.
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