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The end of the world
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#171
RE: The end of the world
May 21, 2011 at 7:31 pm
It'a almost 7:30 pm and all is well on the East coast here in the U.S. . Familyradio.com is still offline. I bet old Harold is going nuts trying to figure out his next move or if he has to go into hiding, at least for a bit. What can he say to even his most loyal followers that they will believe? Christians are dumb but not that dumb (okay maybe i am wrong) but still
he has hurt many people with this BS I think you could say his actions are criminal. i just wish his site was back up I would love to read what his followers are saying, They must be going crazy with disappointment.

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#172
RE: The end of the world
May 21, 2011 at 7:57 pm
No. They ARE that dumb.
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#173
RE: The end of the world
May 21, 2011 at 8:37 pm
*Yawn*
Good morning everyone.
Quote:"I think it's perfectly possible to explain how the universe came about without bringing God into it, but I don't know everything, and there may well be a God somewhere, hiding away. Actually, if he is keeping out of sight, it's because he's ashamed of his followers and all the cruelty and ignorance they're responsible for promoting in his name. If I were him, I'd want nothing to do with them."
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#174
RE: The end of the world
May 21, 2011 at 8:49 pm
You're up just in time... the world ends in an hour.
Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
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#175
RE: The end of the world
May 21, 2011 at 9:21 pm
http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2011/05/2...5059.shtml

Some of the comments are priceless.
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#176
RE: The end of the world
May 21, 2011 at 9:36 pm
(May 21, 2011 at 8:49 pm)Aerzia Saerules Arktuos Wrote: You're up just in time... the world ends in an hour.

Damnit did I miss Jesus!?!?

I told myself to set my alarm clock! Damnit!!

So how much chaos has been inflicted on the world??? Catch me up to speed.
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#177
RE: The end of the world
May 21, 2011 at 10:10 pm
Quote:So how much chaos has been inflicted on the world???

Newt Gingrich is still running for president. That could do a lot of damage.
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#178
RE: The end of the world
May 21, 2011 at 10:14 pm
(May 21, 2011 at 10:10 pm)Minimalist Wrote:
Quote:So how much chaos has been inflicted on the world???

Newt Gingrich is still running for president. That could do a lot of damage.

good fuck, you're right ...... now I wish jesus HAD come.
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#179
RE: End of the world on May 21st.
May 21, 2011 at 10:22 pm
(April 20, 2011 at 1:06 pm)reverendjeremiah Wrote:
(April 20, 2011 at 12:28 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Listen.....I have a very important philosophical question that needs to be answered. So put your thinking caps on....except the xtians who don't have thinking caps.
If you get laid at an end of the world party, should you wear a condom?

Christians dont have sex for fun. Thats what gay people do. Sex is holy, and is for making babies.

If sex for fun was okay, then we would have to let gays get married.

Reminds me of the joke: Why don't baptists have sex standing up?

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#180
RE: End of the world on May 21st.
May 21, 2011 at 10:55 pm
Take your pick:

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Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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