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Howdy folks
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RE: Howdy folks
July 9, 2011 at 11:49 am
(July 7, 2011 at 10:05 pm)The Magic Pudding Wrote: Hello

Dotard is a good name, Minimalist is OK.
Though Minimalist Dotard would be better than both.



This fellow doesn't know who "Min" was, does he Dote?
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RE: Howdy folks
July 9, 2011 at 1:04 pm
Dotard Wrote:Awwwww..... c'mon Shell. It ain't tht far stuck up there. For example, I reconize women live longer, are generally more intellegent and logical (well, at least 3 weeks out of the month). Sometimes I wonder why you all don't rule the world!
Oh wait.... I remember why ya don't, 'cause we can knock you out!

That's okay... excellence always did come with risk Smile

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The first 2 trips were fantastic successes... just have to vent the insanity for all the days in between so I look somewhat sane on those days Smile

But indeed she can't see the forum or I'm going to have to go illegit Tongue

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Not for long at your age Wink I was going to post a 'funeral' thread in a month if you weren't back Tongue
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RE: Howdy folks
July 9, 2011 at 1:07 pm
(July 9, 2011 at 10:44 am)Dotard Wrote: Awwwww..... c'mon Shell. It ain't tht far stuck up there. For example, I reconize women live longer, are generally more intellegent and logical (well, at least 3 weeks out of the month). Sometimes I wonder why you all don't rule the world!
Oh wait.... I remember why ya don't, 'cause we can knock you out! Smile

The trick is to hang out with guys who don't want to knock you out. I have yet to master that trick.
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RE: Howdy folks
July 9, 2011 at 1:12 pm
(July 9, 2011 at 1:07 pm)Shell B Wrote: The trick is to hang out with guys who don't want to knock you out. I have yet to master that trick.

Just wear something that shocks whoever punches you with 3002 volts. That should do the trick, no matter your company Smile
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RE: Howdy folks
July 9, 2011 at 1:14 pm
(July 9, 2011 at 1:12 pm)Aerzia Saerules Arktuos Wrote: Just wear something that shocks whoever punches you with 3002 volts. That should do the trick, no matter your company Smile

Oh, nobody ever actually does it. I just get threats from the ex. You know, I want to cut your head off and all that. Wait, is that normal? Wink
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RE: Howdy folks
July 9, 2011 at 1:20 pm
(July 9, 2011 at 1:14 pm)Shell B Wrote:
(July 9, 2011 at 1:12 pm)Aerzia Saerules Arktuos Wrote: Just wear something that shocks whoever punches you with 3002 volts. That should do the trick, no matter your company Smile

Oh, nobody ever actually does it. I just get threats from the ex. You know, I want to cut your head off and all that. Wait, is that normal? Wink

Absolutely normal Smile I threaten people with 'I'm going to kill you Heart' and it's plainly obvious I'm not Heart

If someone is actually going to kill you... the last thing they should do is say so.
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RE: Howdy folks
July 9, 2011 at 1:27 pm
(July 9, 2011 at 1:20 pm)Aerzia Saerules Arktuos Wrote: Absolutely normal Smile I threaten people with 'I'm going to kill you Heart' and it's plainly obvious I'm not Heart

If someone is actually going to kill you... the last thing they should do is say so.

That's what I figure. I don't think he likes it when I tell him that, though. ROFLOL Idiot.

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RE: Howdy folks
July 10, 2011 at 2:57 pm
(July 9, 2011 at 1:07 pm)Shell B Wrote: I have yet to master that trick.

Seriously, I know of many a woman who can knock me out. Literally.

So.... trick is, hang with dudes you can knock out! Smile

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