So I can turn heads!

[Violet]

Evidently, my womanwalk is either impressively good or it fails by such epic proportions that everyone's got to see it

Maybe both

[Faith No More]

If it truly is that epic, then you should record it and post the video here. I might even pay to see that.

[Anomalocaris]

Do the heads you turn generally turn towards you or away from you?

[Shell B]

I say video evidence. I'll post my woman walk, which is admittedly awkward, if you post yours.

ETA: Now I hope you don't so I don't have to.

[Violet]

Well I can access the forum on phone and not computer... Now post at mortal speeds .

Towards me, chuck.

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THE OLD PEOPLE SOLUTION WORKS! XD

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH!!!!

Posting normally again. Hi

I'll post a member photo or 4 in a while, probably tonight at some point, have to remember my account at imageshack or make a new one ^_^

I was totally rocking the 'cool chic'... it's the only other look I'm good at (crazy but always trustable chick being the first, as you can always trust purple, but never trust it to not be infected).

And the walk was good enough to impress me by walking at a reflective window or six ^_^ When I bought and wore the hat I really started turning the heads XD Made a few cute snaps and smiles when a few women made eye contact with me after they had been staring with a mixture of 'what is this I don't even' and 'well I'm taken aback'... 100% of them busted up. Nothing quite as good as this one guy, who had his head totally 90 degrees to me from his car... he passed me and he swerved hard with the whiplash XD

So... from behind: I'm fucking sexy. I have perfected the womanwalk on my first solid attempt at walking all day with it ^_^

My hips are tired and sore, instead of my calfs 0.o That's so... atypical of walking a long distance. But you can't blame my calfs: I was only figuring out how to bend them in a decent walk on my way back with my hat on my head ^_^

I felt like schrodinger's trap all day. You don't know if schrodinger's trap is male or female until you get a good solid look at its face in the sun.

Hell shell... my womanwalk is awkward as hell... it stutters about twice every half block, and overcompensates/undercompensates roughly the same. I'm certainly somewhat proud of my first attempt at doing it... but I'd never present it to a girlfriend. I don't think a guy would give a damn, he'd just be watching my ass and would miss any mistakes I made

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Come to think... maybe that's what makes it so damned awesome: I change things up a bit and me regaining balance is sexy 0.o