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#61
RE: Random questions
July 28, 2015 at 6:03 pm
(July 28, 2015 at 5:59 pm)Alex K Wrote:
(July 28, 2015 at 4:23 pm)Neimenovic Wrote: I'd be a horrible parent in that regard. I'd just make up some ridiculous answers for shits abs giggles, like my big brother used to trick me
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I'll so be doing that. For example pointing out all the Seal eggs at the beach...
That's so mean!
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#62
RE: Random questions
July 29, 2015 at 12:26 am
Why does milk come in a bag in Canada? Wouldn't it just spill everywhere?
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RE: Random questions
July 29, 2015 at 1:25 am
(July 28, 2015 at 5:31 am)BrokenQuill92 Wrote: Why does wine have a bitter after taste?
Tanins if I remember right. They are also the reason you will wish you were dead the next day after your drunk on wine.
(July 28, 2015 at 5:31 am)BrokenQuill92 Wrote: Both my parents are tall, how am I short?
The recombination of your parent genomes caused them express different genes in you.
(July 28, 2015 at 5:32 am)BrokenQuill92 Wrote: Why do people have favorite colors?
Because we relate with the emotions protrayted by those colors such. I prefer black.
(July 28, 2015 at 5:33 am)BrokenQuill92 Wrote: Will a bulldog really die if it can't turn over?
eventually. you would die too if you were stuck on your back for a few months with no help.
(July 28, 2015 at 5:39 am)BrokenQuill92 Wrote: Why is my voice so high pitched?
You have tighter vocal cords.
(July 28, 2015 at 5:45 am)BrokenQuill92 Wrote: Why didn't Dorothy give the witch the damned shoes?
Dorothy was a retarded bitch
(July 28, 2015 at 5:51 am)BrokenQuill92 Wrote: Why are men such bad dressers?

Because we aren't culturally motivated to give a shit as much as women are.
To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.
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#64
RE: Random questions
July 29, 2015 at 1:28 am
(July 29, 2015 at 12:26 am)BrokenQuill92 Wrote: Why does milk come in a bag in Canada? Wouldn't it just spill everywhere?
On that i have no fucking clue, Such a goddamn pain in the ass. that's why I buy the containers. I mean you get these little pitcher to sit the bag in at a dollar store and then th bag slides out into your cereal, the freaking breaks in your hand and your mopping it up till jesus comes back.
To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.
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RE: Random questions
July 29, 2015 at 1:40 am
(July 27, 2015 at 8:17 am)BrokenQuill92 Wrote: Help me answer random ass questions!

Does facial hair hurt or feel weird?

I've never had a great time with a woman wearing facial hair.

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#66
RE: Random questions
July 29, 2015 at 2:31 am
It takes 3 licks to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Tootsie Pop. Ask the owl.
Poetry by Brian37(poems by an atheist) Also on Facebook as BrianJames Rational Poet and Twitter Brianrrs37  I also have a new blog here at https://www.brianjamesrationalpoet.blog
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#67
RE: Random questions
July 29, 2015 at 2:47 am
(July 29, 2015 at 12:26 am)BrokenQuill92 Wrote: Why does milk come in a bag in Canada? Wouldn't it just spill everywhere?

Wha?

I have no idea of the new 'bag' shit, but I remember in the '70s when a gallon of milk came in a giant cardboard box. Trash cans and lunch boxes were made of metal. Phones were tethered to the wall. Appliances came in two colors; a puke green and something between beige and yellow (anybody alive in the 70s understands what I'm talking about).
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#68
RE: Random questions
July 29, 2015 at 2:50 am
(July 29, 2015 at 2:47 am)Cato Wrote:
(July 29, 2015 at 12:26 am)BrokenQuill92 Wrote: Why does milk come in a bag in Canada? Wouldn't it just spill everywhere?

Wha?

I have no idea of the new 'bag' shit, but I remember in the '70s when a gallon of milk came in a giant cardboard box. Trash cans and lunch boxes were made of metal. Phones were tethered to the wall. Appliances came in two colors; a puke green and something between beige and yellow (anybody alive in the 70s understands what I'm talking about).

Sorry I'm not old!
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RE: Random questions
July 29, 2015 at 3:24 am
Why is my second toe longer than the big one?
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RE: Random questions
July 29, 2015 at 3:25 am
Why does licorice taste like plastic?
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