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How the hell do theists cope with no sex before marriage?

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How the hell do theists cope with no sex before marriage?
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How the hell do theists cope with no sex before marriage?
October 23, 2010 at 2:23 pm
Just thought I'd bring it up. How can you cope? Surely you must all by horny as hell!
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RE: How the hell do theists cope with no sex before marriage?
October 23, 2010 at 2:26 pm
That's easy! They have sex.
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RE: How the hell do theists cope with no sex before marriage?
October 23, 2010 at 2:31 pm
Their book says that naughty tho.
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RE: How the hell do theists cope with no sex before marriage?
October 23, 2010 at 2:38 pm
If it goes against what they want to do, they won't listen to the book.
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RE: How the hell do theists cope with no sex before marriage?
October 23, 2010 at 2:50 pm
Exactly. I know at least four pregnant girls who were Christian in my senior class in high school. They don't listen to the book.
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RE: How the hell do theists cope with no sex before marriage?
October 23, 2010 at 2:53 pm
They fuck everything that moves and then go running to their sky-daddy who tells them that everything is okay.


It's a really self-serving doctrine.
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RE: How the hell do theists cope with no sex before marriage?
October 23, 2010 at 2:56 pm (This post was last modified: October 23, 2010 at 2:57 pm by Edwardo Piet.)
I don't even fucking know how I cope with no sex before marriage and I'm an atheist and don't intend to get married!
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RE: How the hell do theists cope with no sex before marriage?
October 23, 2010 at 2:58 pm
Cant miss, what you dont know I suppose.
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RE: How the hell do theists cope with no sex before marriage?
October 23, 2010 at 4:41 pm
(October 23, 2010 at 2:23 pm)Frammo Wrote: Just thought I'd bring it up. How can you cope? Surely you must all by horny as hell!

I've met a lot of theists (Christians) who brag about it.....having sex before marriage that is :/ Yeah, the hypocrisy compensates for the ridiculous standards. By the way, not all "theists" have that rule. Do you mean Christians or what? I just assumed you did.
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RE: How the hell do theists cope with no sex before marriage?
October 23, 2010 at 4:53 pm (This post was last modified: October 23, 2010 at 4:55 pm by Ace Otana.)
(October 23, 2010 at 2:56 pm)EvidenceVsFaith Wrote: I don't even fucking know how I cope with no sex before marriage and I'm an atheist and don't intend to get married!

Hi, Evie.

There's no way I could cope with no sex before marriage. I have no desire nor intention to be married, the same goes to having kids. So following the rule "no sex before marriage" would mean no sex at all!
Feck no! You have any idea how boring life would be?
Anyway, I broke that idiot rule at the age of five. One very naughty babysitter. Wink
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