Ah.... Deistpaladin was much funnier I'm sure, he didn't rule break and was an intelligent guy

Darwinian's Poe was hilarious too.

(October 8, 2015 at 1:01 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote:

(October 8, 2015 at 12:30 pm)sinnerdaniel94 Wrote: your worship is vain
you made another Christ
the Jesus I believe in is the one who said it is finished not to be continued
I rebuke lady for you deny Jesus Christ
I rebuke you because you're fake

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So... is that a no?? But I really have to go. I have a turtle head poking out of my butt right now.

oh you were serious in asking for my permission to defecate. sorry yes you may dear and you don't need my permission next time. prairie dogging sucks.

but seriously stop glorifying yourself and spreading a false gospel
the apostle paul said if anyone preached any other gospel then the one he brought, let him be accursed.

(October 8, 2015 at 2:01 pm)sinnerdaniel94 Wrote:

(October 8, 2015 at 1:01 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote: So... is that a no?? But I really have to go. I have a turtle head poking out of my butt right now.

oh you were serious in asking for my permission to defecate. sorry yes you may dear and you don't need my permission next time. prairie dogging sucks.

but seriously stop glorifying yourself and spreading a false gospel
the apostle paul said if anyone preached any other gospel then the one he brought, let him be accursed.

May I poop on you?

(October 8, 2015 at 2:01 pm)sinnerdaniel94 Wrote:

(October 8, 2015 at 1:01 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote: So... is that a no?? But I really have to go. I have a turtle head poking out of my butt right now.

oh you were serious in asking for my permission to defecate. sorry yes you may dear and you don't need my permission next time. prairie dogging sucks.

but seriously stop glorifying yourself and spreading a false gospel
the apostle paul said if anyone preached any other gospel then the one he brought, let him be accursed.

I glorify myself at least once a night. And I preach that all single women should do the same. Am I cursed?

(October 8, 2015 at 1:49 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote: PiusPaladin (or whatever the name was) was an atheist from this forum who created this fake sock account of a traditionalist SSPX Catholic a few months ago because she was bored. It's just supposed to be satire. It was actually pretty freaking hilarious though lol.

DeistPaladin did make a fake account.  But it was cleared with the then Mods and referenced his own account in it's profile and was obviously a joke.  I think it was intended to be fundamentalist not Catholic.

CL (said to the nutjob) Wrote:May I poop on you?

Sounds like a good idea, scaring off a nutjob and solving your constipation in one. Two birds. One stone.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7ZjEeSI6yc

(October 8, 2015 at 2:04 pm)Losty Wrote:

(October 8, 2015 at 2:01 pm)sinnerdaniel94 Wrote: oh you were serious in asking for my permission to defecate. sorry yes you may dear and you don't need my permission next time. prairie dogging sucks.

but seriously stop glorifying yourself and spreading a false gospel
the apostle paul said if anyone preached any other gospel then the one he brought, let him be accursed.

I glorify myself at least once a night. And I preach that all single women should do the same. Am I cursed?

no, you're cursed if you preach another gospel

(October 8, 2015 at 12:07 am)sinnerdaniel94 Wrote: I disagree with the asshole claim. God is actually very kind, considering how He became a human to die so that we wouldn't go to hell. Jesus went to hell for three days and three nights too. To me that sounds like a very good God.
and Satan is evil. He's the one who tempted us to sin in the first place and sewered everyone smh.

Again.  I fail to see how having created death (and apparently hell too) in the first place, it's kind of god to provide an escape from his own evil plan.
And no, you don't get to blame Satan.  If god created everything, he created Satan too.   And god himself tempted man to to eat the apple, that's what we call it when you leave a mud-pie in the refrigerator and tell your kids they can eat all the vegies but not the pie.  

Much as you may try to rehabilitate him, Jesus is just a mythical solution to the mythical need for blood sacrifice. (Not saying there is no historical Jesus only that that Jesus' death for salvation is a mythical idea).

(October 8, 2015 at 2:10 pm)sinnerdaniel94 Wrote:

(October 8, 2015 at 2:04 pm)Losty Wrote: I glorify myself at least once a night. And I preach that all single women should do the same. Am I cursed?

no, you're cursed if you preach another gospel

I preach the gospel of self glorification.

(October 8, 2015 at 2:03 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote:

(October 8, 2015 at 2:01 pm)sinnerdaniel94 Wrote: oh you were serious in asking for my permission to defecate. sorry yes you may dear and you don't need my permission next time. prairie dogging sucks.

but seriously stop glorifying yourself and spreading a false gospel
the apostle paul said if anyone preached any other gospel then the one he brought, let him be accursed.

May I poop on you?

no
stop trolling