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Atheists interpret bible verses
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"How do you know" is to the fundies as garlic is to vampires. Even if they do summon the nads to approach it, all we get is more mythology.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
 RE: Atheists interpret bible verses
October 12, 2015 at 8:59 pm
(This post was last modified: October 12, 2015 at 9:09 pm by Hmmm?.)
(October 12, 2015 at 8:26 pm)Irrational Wrote:(October 12, 2015 at 8:12 pm)Hmmm? Wrote: I'm a kjv girl myself... Probably not enough to appease an irrational atheist of your stature ![[Image: rolleyes.png]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=wiiu.pro%2Fforum%2Fstyles%2Funiform%2Fxenforo%2Fsmilies%2Frolleyes.png) (October 12, 2015 at 8:51 pm)Stimbo Wrote: "How do you know" is to the fundies as garlic is to vampires. Even if they do summon the nads to approach it, all we get is more mythology. Awww man, fundies are people too! Just like the snowflakes ![[Image: 2%2Bsnowflakes.jpg]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=3.bp.blogspot.com%2F-fWrhLTrUqNQ%2FVJyA1oUu2GI%2FAAAAAAAAI6Q%2FVVUeaao7ApU%2Fs1600%2F2%252Bsnowflakes.jpg) ...no two are alike
[Video: https://youtu.be/jUSnIX_n8IA]
Unfortunately and pedantically, the "no two are alike" thing is a myth. Just like with snowflakes.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
Aww, darn! ...I knew it had to be a myth!
...there I go again spreading lies, when will I learn ![[Image: rolleyes.png]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=the-boneyard.com%2Fstyles%2Fdefault%2Fxenforo%2Fsmilies%2Frolleyes.png)
[Video: https://youtu.be/jUSnIX_n8IA]
 (October 12, 2015 at 9:31 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Unfortunately and pedantically, the "no two are alike" thing is a myth. Just like with snowflakes. Except snow-flakes don't practice in-breeding...
"The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one." - George Bernard Shaw
 (October 12, 2015 at 9:42 pm)Homeless Nutter Wrote:(October 12, 2015 at 9:31 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Unfortunately and pedantically, the "no two are alike" thing is a myth. Just like with snowflakes. Then where do little snowflakes come from? Next thing you'll be telling me there's no Silicon Heaven. Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" RE: Atheists interpret bible verses
October 12, 2015 at 9:52 pm
(This post was last modified: October 12, 2015 at 10:06 pm by Hmmm?.)
(October 12, 2015 at 9:31 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Unfortunately and pedantically, the "no two are alike" thing is a myth. Just like with snowflakes. But, but I saw it on a youtube video so it must be true! (October 12, 2015 at 9:42 pm)Homeless Nutter Wrote: Except snow-flakes don't practice in-breeding... Humph! We don't all practice in-breading...very few of my friends have 6 fingers on each hand!! ...I know, I know...another myth, well maybe 1, 2, 3 ,4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10... he has 11 Eleven, this is something new, I wish I had eleven too! ![[Image: 02-02-2006%2007%3B58%3B20PM.jpg]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=photos1.blogger.com%2Fblogger%2F6841%2F594%2F640%2F02-02-2006%252007%253B58%253B20PM.jpg)
[Video: https://youtu.be/jUSnIX_n8IA]
Ah, sarcasm. How could I have not noticed.
I really like these two.
A Christian told me: if you were saved you cant lose your salvation. you're sealed with the Holy Ghost
I replied: Can I refuse? Because I find the entire concept of vicarious blood sacrifice atonement to be morally abhorrent, the concept of holding flawed creatures permanently accountable for social misbehaviors and thought crimes to be morally abhorrent, and the concept of calling something "free" when it comes with the strings of subjugation and obedience perhaps the most morally abhorrent of all... and that's without even going into the history of justifying genocide, slavery, rape, misogyny, religious intolerance, and suppression of free speech which has been attributed by your own scriptures to your deity. I want a refund. I would burn happily rather than serve the monster you profess to love. 
I guess they're ok...
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