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RE: hi, i'm jesus.
October 24, 2015 at 4:49 pm
Welcome lady J,
Now on to the important thing, can you perform any miracles?
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RE: hi, i'm jesus.
October 24, 2015 at 4:50 pm
(October 24, 2015 at 4:46 pm)robvalue Wrote: Hello, welcome
You're Jesus, huh? OK.
hi, thanks.
don't know. i don't think so. i am, and i'm not. both at the same time. it's horrible. i can't stand it, it drives me bat shit crazy.
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RE: hi, i'm jesus.
October 24, 2015 at 4:52 pm
You and Killingsworth will get along famously.
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RE: hi, i'm jesus.
October 24, 2015 at 4:52 pm
(October 24, 2015 at 4:49 pm)Aoi Magi Wrote: Welcome lady J,
Now on to the important thing, can you perform any miracles?
lol thanks.
i don't think so, but i have prayed and my prayers have worked. i prayed for hollywood to burn, in 2008, and it did. i was excited, it was awesome. the miracle of that prayer is how nobody got hurt. i was pleased with that.
i have a bunch of other prayer testimonies but i don't think i could call them miracles. not really.
i prayed for about 2 days, then i heard the news. i was totally astounded.
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RE: hi, i'm jesus.
October 24, 2015 at 4:53 pm
(This post was last modified: October 24, 2015 at 4:54 pm by robvalue.)
Well, if you're at all serious about this stuff, it sounds like you're suffering from some kind of mental illness or PTSD and I'd advise seeking professional help. The symptoms of such things commonly draw on the mythology that surrounds us. The brain uses what it knows. Sadly many religious people talk exactly like they are mentally ill and this is socially acceptable, so it's hard for people like me on the outside to tell the difference.
I don't know if it helps, but Christianity is nonsense. It has nothing to do with reality. The evidence that there even was a "Jesus" is incredibly weak, even for the human being, as there are no first hand sources. If there was such a person, he was just a guy preaching stuff.
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RE: hi, i'm jesus.
October 24, 2015 at 4:53 pm
Well, OK .....
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RE: hi, i'm jesus.
October 24, 2015 at 4:54 pm
(This post was last modified: October 24, 2015 at 4:54 pm by SteelCurtain.)
You and the Honorable J. Brenton Killingsworth (I believe that last name is pronounced "Christ") are brother and sister, then!
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October 24, 2015 at 4:54 pm
(October 24, 2015 at 4:52 pm)Starvald Demelain Wrote: You and Killingsworth will get along famously.
oht oh. killingsworth? hmm.
we'll see how it goes.
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RE: hi, i'm jesus.
October 24, 2015 at 4:55 pm
Why would anyone want to be jesus?
The guy seems like a total loser.
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RE: hi, i'm jesus.
October 24, 2015 at 4:56 pm
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(October 24, 2015 at 4:53 pm)robvalue Wrote: Well, if you're at all serious about this stuff, it sounds like you're suffering from some kind of mental illness or PTSD and I'd advise seeking professional help. The symptoms of such things commonly draw on the mythology that surrounds us. The brain uses what it knows. Sadly many religious people talk exactly like they are mentally ill and this is socially acceptable, so it's hard for people like me on the outside to tell the difference.
I don't know if it helps, but Christianity is nonsense. It has nothing to do with reality. The evidence that there even was a "Jesus" is incredibly weak, even for the human being, as there are no first hand sources. If there was such a person, he was just a guy preaching stuff.
so, how does a mental illness produce
1) the meaning of my last name
2) my place of residence
3) tori amos' song about jesus being a female
4) my photographic evidence of some bald guy who wears a female jesus tattoo
??
(October 24, 2015 at 4:56 pm)the lamb Wrote: (October 24, 2015 at 4:53 pm)robvalue Wrote: Well, if you're at all serious about this stuff, it sounds like you're suffering from some kind of mental illness or PTSD and I'd advise seeking professional help. The symptoms of such things commonly draw on the mythology that surrounds us. The brain uses what it knows. Sadly many religious people talk exactly like they are mentally ill and this is socially acceptable, so it's hard for people like me on the outside to tell the difference.
I don't know if it helps, but Christianity is nonsense. It has nothing to do with reality. The evidence that there even was a "Jesus" is incredibly weak, even for the human being, as there are no first hand sources. If there was such a person, he was just a guy preaching stuff.
so, how does a mental illness produce
1) the meaning of my last name
2) my place of residence
3) tori amos' song about jesus being a female
4) my photographic evidence of some bald guy who wears a female jesus tattoo
5) the meaning of my birthday (a holy day)
??
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