When we adopted him, he was a stray and his ribs showed. Now he's a spoiled fat old man, but he's MY old man and I love him. Every time I go back there to visit he sits back on his haunches and lifts his front paws so I can pick him up and then he digs his claws into my shirt so I can't put him down.

(December 1, 2010 at 8:46 pm)chasm Wrote: Another ugly photo of myself. Look away if it offends you.

It's times like this that I wish you were single and living in England.
Wow!

This pic was taken with my cheapy webcam.


Not too bad for a cheapy.

I'll do a pic of my legs and bum later.

(December 12, 2010 at 7:15 am)Ace Wrote: I'll do a pic of my legs and bum later.

Noooooooooooooooooooooo

(December 12, 2010 at 10:58 am)downbeatplumb Wrote:

(December 12, 2010 at 7:15 am)Ace Wrote: I'll do a pic of my legs and bum later.

Noooooooooooooooooooooo

What?
It's for da girls!

Great, now every time I see this thread updated by Ace I will have to dread seeing man ass.

(December 12, 2010 at 1:40 pm)Rhizomorph13 Wrote: Great, now every time I see this thread updated by Ace I will have to dread seeing man ass.

Look at it this way. If it wasn't for the fact that there are rules about indecent pictures/videos that contain nudity, you'd be seeing a naked man's arse instead of a covered up one.

I've been headscissored before and boy is it great! Being under the control of a hot girl's legs. Totally under her control. If I dare break free, she'll only tighten her legs even more to the point of me being in pain, (sexual pain ).

Funnily enough, I found this little post which is smiler but not entirely how I had experienced it. I've never had a girl squeeze so hard, just hard enough so that I couldn't get out.
http://www.network54.com/Forum/377797/th...irl's+Legs

Had to laugh while reading it.
Also had facesitting, where she's pinning me down with her bum. Her entire body weight pressing down. Nothing to do but wait for her to get up and hope she doesn't fart. Also done the schoolgirl pin. Which sometimes involves being pinned down by her fanny. Wow!
I just love being sexually controlled by women! Even painfully!

I'll upload my well maintained legs and arse sometime tomorrow or when I can be fucked.

(December 12, 2010 at 3:38 pm)Ace Wrote: I'll upload my well maintained legs and arse sometime tomorrow or when I can be fucked.

There's still time everyone. If we work together we can still stop him!!!

(December 12, 2010 at 4:24 pm)Darwinian Wrote:

(December 12, 2010 at 3:38 pm)Ace Wrote: I'll upload my well maintained legs and arse sometime tomorrow or when I can be fucked.

There's still time everyone. If we work together we can still stop him!!!

As Ace continues with his evil plans, all the male mods act desperately as they dive into the forum rule book to find something to stop him with, but with little success. The female mods try to prevent any of the male mods from stopping Ace from fulfilling his destiny. To reveal his unholy ARSE!!!


My arse will not only darken girls faces but plunge the cyber world in darkness too!
Hahahahaha!

(December 12, 2010 at 4:24 pm)Darwinian Wrote:

(December 12, 2010 at 3:38 pm)Ace Wrote: I'll upload my well maintained legs and arse sometime tomorrow or when I can be fucked.

There's still time everyone. If we work together we can still stop him!!!

I reckon I can put together a script that tries to detect arses in photos. I just need a good training set...time for porn!