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The Only Explanation
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The Only Explanation
that makes sense is that Carson stood too close to the anesthesiologist for too many years and the gas fried too many brain cells.

http://www.rawstory.com/2015/10/ben-cars...-no-sense/

Quote:Ben Carson’s budget plan makes absolutely no sense


Either that....or someone smashed the dumb fuck repeatedly in the head with a bible.
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He bought into the whackadoodle false prophecies of Ellen White too.
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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Ben Carson should not be president because he is black. It's called the WHITE house for a reason. Whites rule the earth!!
"Of course, everyone will claim they respect someone who tries to speak the truth, but in reality, this is a rare quality. Most respect those who speak truths they agree with, and their respect for the speaking only extends as far as their realm of personal agreement. It is less common, almost to the point of becoming a saintly virtue, that someone truly respects and loves the truth seeker, even when their conclusions differ wildly." 

-walsh
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In moments of weakness, I feel a little sorry for the 9-10 sane Republicans who I imagine are still around (and likely in hiding). Watching their party degenerate into the anti-intellectual freak show it has become since St. Reagan got the ball rolling must be excruciating for them.
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It's truly sad, to me, when a brilliant surgeon sinks to such insanity.

Guess it doesn't matter how brilliant a person is...

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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(October 28, 2015 at 5:29 pm)Beccs Wrote: It's truly sad, to me, when a brilliant surgeon sinks to such insanity.

Guess it doesn't matter how brilliant a person is...

Having never gone to medical school, perhaps I've fundamentally misunderstood what's involved in separating twins joined at the head. Is a surgeon/child brain exchange also part of the procedure?
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(October 28, 2015 at 5:39 pm)Crossless1 Wrote:
(October 28, 2015 at 5:29 pm)Beccs Wrote: It's truly sad, to me, when a brilliant surgeon sinks to such insanity.

Guess it doesn't matter how brilliant a person is...

Having never gone to medical school, perhaps I've fundamentally misunderstood what's involved in separating twins joined at the head. Is a surgeon/child brain exchange also part of the procedure?

Not in any text books I've ever read.

But then, I think a lobotomy may be required to become a Republican presidential candidate...

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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(October 28, 2015 at 5:29 pm)Crossless1 Wrote: In moments of weakness, I feel a little sorry for the 9-10 sane Republicans who I imagine are still around (and likely in hiding). Watching their party degenerate into the anti-intellectual freak show it has become since St. Reagan got the ball rolling must be excruciating for them.

There are certainly people alive that cast a vote for Eisenhower, but I have a difficult time believing that there are 9 or 10 of those that are still registered Republicans.
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A flat tax is not good for the economy. Someone making 10k a year is going to be struggling enough without having 1k taken from him. A guy making 10b a year is still going to be a billionaire when you take 1b from him.

The defense budget, which is currently 57% of our spending, is what needs cutting the most.

I'd like to be able to fix the debt without raising the ceiling some more. That seems counterproductive.
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10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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(October 28, 2015 at 5:29 pm)Beccs Wrote: Guess it doesn't matter how brilliant a person is...

Smart idiot syndrome. Brilliant at his craft, a total halfwit at everything else.
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