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Return of the Turtle
Edwardo Piet Away
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#11
RE: Return of the Turtle
November 10, 2015 at 2:40 pm
I'm a turtle and a lemony manslut Big Grin
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#12
RE: Return of the Turtle
November 10, 2015 at 2:48 pm
(November 10, 2015 at 1:40 pm)robvalue Wrote: Ban someone! Anyone!

Not me though.

I vote we ban Rob, since he wants someone banned.

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RE: Return of the Turtle
November 10, 2015 at 3:32 pm
+1
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

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Edwardo Piet Away
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#14
RE: Return of the Turtle
November 10, 2015 at 3:33 pm
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#15
RE: Return of the Turtle
November 10, 2015 at 6:40 pm
Welcome back Tongue
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#16
RE: Return of the Turtle
November 10, 2015 at 6:49 pm
wb evie
Imagine there's no heaven It's easy if you try No hell below us Above us only sky Imagine all the people Living for today   FSM Grin   Imagine there's no countries It isn't hard to do Nothing to kill or die for And no religion too Imagine all the people Living life in peace You may say I'm a dreamer But I'm not the only one I hope someday you will join us And the world will be as one  - John Lennon

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#17
RE: Return of the Turtle
November 10, 2015 at 7:55 pm
Can't ban either.
We need Rob to show them the errors of their thinking and then while they're confused, the ninja turtle sweeps the carpet from under their feet.
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#18
RE: Return of the Turtle
November 10, 2015 at 8:04 pm
(November 10, 2015 at 3:33 pm)Evie Wrote: -2

Wimp!

Tongue

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#19
RE: Return of the Turtle
November 11, 2015 at 4:38 am (This post was last modified: November 11, 2015 at 4:40 am by ignoramus.)
Beccs, are you implying that the poor old turtle (who loves being picked on mind you!), doesn't have what it takes to yield the ban hammer if and when the time comes?
You might have a point, if he cannot do it himself to one of us as a test , and in peace time, how the hell is he going to fight a war for us! (wipes saliva off chin!)

EDIT: not me! (I don't like getting involved).... Do Rob! or Tibs, for a joke! I'm sure he'll get it!
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RE: Return of the Turtle
November 11, 2015 at 6:09 am (This post was last modified: November 11, 2015 at 6:12 am by Alex K.)
Why am I reminded of this conversation...

Hermes: Here, Leela. Take this and use it to shoot those guys.
Leela: Right! If they try to look in the box.
Hermes: Whatever.
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition

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