(November 30, 2015 at 3:33 pm)dyresand Wrote: In 2 paragraphs or less convince me why i should be christian.

Baby Jesus will cry when he's tossing you in the lake of fire, duh.

(November 30, 2015 at 5:28 pm)Vic Wrote: I'm told some churches have food, but I'm not certain....plus if you sign up now you get a zucchini squeezer!!!! CALL NOW!!! 666-JESUS-1016

They can squeeze my zucchini alright.

(November 30, 2015 at 3:34 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote: I thought you guys didn't like it when people tried to convince you?

I am a person that wants to have as many true beliefs as possible, and as few false beliefs.

If there is a true belief that I currently do not hold, especially concerning the existence of a god, I want to know about it.

So, if someone has sufficient evidence, reasoned argument and valid and sound logic to support the existence of a god, I am open to being convinced. 

What we don't like is being preached at, as if we should be convinced by it.

Ok, let's see.

Well, jesus, uh....er... um.... fuck it.  It's all horseshit.

The existence of Yahweh and becoming a Christian are two separate issues, as far as I'm concerned. One does not logically follow from the other; I'd take a lot more convincing for the second than the first.

You should be a Christian because of all the pot luck food the old ladies bring in after the sermon.

(November 30, 2015 at 6:06 pm)KUSA Wrote: You should be a Christian because of all the pot luck food the old ladies bring in after the sermon.

I can make my own casseroles and three-bean salads, thank you very much.

(November 30, 2015 at 3:33 pm)dyresand Wrote: In 2 paragraphs or less convince me why i should be christian.

Haven't you posted threads that were nearly identical to this a couple of times already?

Well, apologetics is such a fast moving field of study! You never know what might have cropped up since then

Unless you're a Christian, you can never know the true taste of Jesus' flesh and blood!
He comes in gluton free too!