(December 15, 2015 at 1:55 am)SteelCurtain Wrote:

(December 15, 2015 at 1:11 am)Catholic_Lady Wrote: A queef is an evil spirit that comes out of a woman's vagina when she fornicates.

Jibbers Crabst that made my day. That was the newest post, and I was drinking water and some almost came through my nose.

Awesome, C_L.

Glad you enjoyed. Fornication is premarital sexual intercourse, so if a woman has sexual intercourse with her husband there will be no queef.

(December 15, 2015 at 6:57 am)Kaiser Wrote:

(December 15, 2015 at 1:09 am)TrueChristian Wrote: I apologize one and all.

I am indeed a "Poe."

I am actually Catholic, or was riased such.

I find much of the spirituality appelaing, but actual notions of God/Jesus  or Heaven/Hell, I really am not sold on at all.

I will shed my "Poeness" and speak normally from here on in.

Main thing to ask now is why do you act like this? What do you get out of it?

He was probably laughing his butt off at all the people who were taking him seriously and getting pissed lol.

(December 15, 2015 at 10:35 am)Catholic_Lady Wrote: Glad you enjoyed. Fornication is premarital sexual intercourse, so if a woman has sexual intercourse with her husband there will be no queef.

I can confirm that this is not true. My wife's best orgasms are almost always followed by pfffft when I pull out.

What's that you say? TMI?

(December 14, 2015 at 11:54 pm)Redbeard The Pink Wrote: Is being a poe really this much fun? Seems like we've gotten a lot of them lately.

'Tis the season. Parents are busy shopping and attending Christmas parties resulting in their idiot kids having unfettered internet access.

TrueChristian Wrote:

Stimbo Wrote:Are you suggesting that we don't work to eradicate poverty because that would remove the religious reason to get a hard-on for helping the poor? If so, then fuck you.

Partly. Don't say "fuck" to me, it is incredibly offensive and uncalled for .

I am saying people in great poverty... can at times be "blessed" in that they can draw closer to the source of all goodness, than those with lots of money. Try reading cinderella sometime. Even though Cinderella had less fine things than her step-sisters, she really was much happier.

Im just trying to see the silver lining in this all.

Hope that helps

There is no more effective recipe to get more people to say 'fuck' to you more often presuming they will obey you when you tell them not to.

And you know what's incredibly offensive? Suggesting that we might want to keep some people poor so they can be objects for our charitable impulses.

(December 15, 2015 at 10:41 am)bennyboy Wrote:

(December 15, 2015 at 10:35 am)Catholic_Lady Wrote: Glad you enjoyed. Fornication is premarital sexual intercourse, so if a woman has sexual intercourse with her husband there will be no queef.

I can confirm that this is not true. My wife's best orgasms are almost always followed by pfffft when I pull out.

What's that you say? TMI?

(December 14, 2015 at 10:43 pm)Amine Wrote: I eat poor people. The only help I will be giving them is hamburger helper. Mmmmm, yummy.

Heathen savage!

I eat babies, and if more of us did then there would be no poor people.

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(December 14, 2015 at 10:37 pm)TrueChristian Wrote: I often wonder of late whether those with money are called upon to help those with less?

I should think yes, if it is from charity, such as dropping a dime or two into the homeless man's styrofoam cup.

But should there be an active effort to end poverty? I know many Christians believe so but I am not so sure.

If we try to end poverty, there wouldn't be any poor people any more, and thus few people to exercise charity toward. Also, I have read that there is a certain "purity" in being poor, in that they don't really have the same anxities/concerns as those with money have. Getting some people out of poverty might lead them to be complacent, and relying on material, instead of spiritual things for happiness.

Further, Jesus said "You will always have the poor with you." Who are we to go against what He said?

I realize people who want to end poverty have good intentions, but it would be wise if you would examine those repurcussions.

I know this is hard, but I feel we must talk about it.

If you weren't such an obvious Poe, I'd be yelling "FUCK YOU", just like half of the respondents here.

Every month I worry about paying bills for the basics, the structural integrity of a house which I cannot afford to properly maintain, the taxes which rise a lot faster than my paycheck, plus I know what it's like to deal with the dehumanizing and extremely cruel welfare system.

That said, what the fuck is up with all you who pay this dude's bullshit any mind? He isn't worth it.

(December 15, 2015 at 1:09 am)TrueChristian Wrote: I apologize one and all.

I am indeed a "Poe."

I am actually Catholic, or was riased such.

I find much of the spirituality appelaing, but actual notions of God/Jesus  or Heaven/Hell, I really am not sold on at all.

I will shed my "Poeness" and speak normally from here on in.

No shit, really? I'm sure none of us suspected a thing.

/sarcasm

I am shocked.

(December 14, 2015 at 10:37 pm)TrueChristian Wrote: I often wonder of late whether those with money are called upon to help those with less?

I should think yes, if it is from charity, such as dropping a dime or two into the homeless man's styrofoam cup.

But should there be an active effort to end poverty? I know many Christians believe so but I am not so sure.

If we try to end poverty, there wouldn't be any poor people any more, and thus few people to exercise charity toward. Also, I have read that there is a certain "purity" in being poor, in that they don't really have the same anxities/concerns as those with money have. Getting some people out of poverty might lead them to be complacent, and relying on material, instead of spiritual things for happiness.

Further, Jesus said "You will always have the poor with you." Who are we to go against what He said?

I realize people who want to end poverty have good intentions, but it would be wise if you would examine those repurcussions.

I know this is hard, but I feel we must talk about it.

I feel like we must talk about how much of a giant trolling douchebag you are