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What time is it?? What if Time!!!
#51
RE: What time is it?? What if Time!!!
(March 5, 2016 at 1:00 pm)KUSA Wrote: What does this have to do with you thread title?
set up for the what if...

Drich Wrote:What If...

We/Our souls were indeed those who were cast out? What if we are those followers of Satan/Demons.
you Wrote:That would mean that the pious Drich is a Satanist.
That would me we all are, and it could explain 'original sin' better (if that were a actual thing, but because it is a good plot devise we'll borrow it for our bible fan fiction.) It would make a lot more sense than eating an apple.

drich Wrote:What if...

Our time here on Earth away from the known glory of God is a final test designed to show us where our hearts lie. With God or in rebellion with Satan?
[quote='you']
Some of us don't even get to take the test. What of all the pregnancies that God aborts? Gods classroom is a failure.

Quote:What if...
Those born in this life all begged for a second chance to show where our allegiance truly was, and this life was that chance???
Quote:God knows everything. Why would he need to bother with all this? There would be no point in it.
It's not for God it's for us.

God knows who will and will not decide to come back into the fold. This whole mess is for those of us who lie to ourselves about our true nature. Those who would sit and rot in hell thinking they would never betray God if only given the chance... So He whips up a testing ground in 6 days and gives us all a few moments to show ourselves who we really are when we think the "cat is away."
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#52
RE: What time is it?? What if Time!!!
(March 5, 2016 at 9:21 pm)RaphielDrake Wrote:
(March 4, 2016 at 1:47 pm)Drich Wrote: So most of you know God and Satan had a 'disagreement' and Satan and his followers were cast out of Heaven. We know via scripture they were cast down to earth...

What If...

We/Our souls were indeed those who were cast out? What if we are those followers of Satan/Demons.

What if...

Our time here on Earth away from the known glory of God is a final test designed to show us where our hearts lie. With God or in rebellion with Satan?

What if...
Those born in this life all begged for a second chance to show where our allegiance truly was, and this life was that chance???

The presumed answer to the original question is incorrect; 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=113yv-Kd...rsabAYiLma

oh my glob! One of you has figured it out!!
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#53
RE: What time is it?? What if Time!!!
(March 7, 2016 at 2:53 pm)Rhythm Wrote: I guess when you finally give up on shitty apologetics you can break into shitty fiction...you'll have had some experience.

Actually I thought it would be a fun topic. you and a few others seems to be showing signs of some pretty heavy wear after getting your teeth kicked in on the last two heavy subjects. So here's your chance to sent a few my way, You've got to do better than what you said above, really swing for the fences.
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#54
RE: What time is it?? What if Time!!!
(March 7, 2016 at 3:07 pm)Rhythm Wrote: Wrong place...wrong time?  You make god sound awfully incompetent.  Do you really think that you're a fallen angel?  I gotta tell ya, I -really- hope that you do.....

question 1 how so?

question 2, sorry no. Again just a fun 'what if'
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#55
RE: What time is it?? What if Time!!!
(March 7, 2016 at 3:10 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: Even the neutral fence sitters got kicked to the curb. Your god is a dick.

how so?
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#56
RE: What time is it?? What if Time!!!
(March 7, 2016 at 3:32 pm)Drich Wrote:
(March 7, 2016 at 3:10 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: Even the neutral fence sitters got kicked to the curb. Your god is a dick.

how so?

There is a verse somewhere about god spitting you out if you're lukewarm. He doesn't care for neutral. you're either completely with him, or against him.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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#57
RE: What time is it?? What if Time!!!
(March 7, 2016 at 4:00 pm)Chad32 Wrote:
(March 7, 2016 at 3:32 pm)Drich Wrote: how so?

There is a verse somewhere about god spitting you out if you're lukewarm. He doesn't care for neutral. you're either completely with him, or against him.

Hallucinations 3:16. Er I mean Revelation 3:16.
Jesus is like Pinocchio.  He's the bastard son of a carpenter. And a liar. And he wishes he was real.
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#58
RE: What time is it?? What if Time!!!
Do you find yourself fantasizing about my mouth often Drich?  In any case, this little what if was about as serious as any of your other threads, then?  Disappointing. I'm still waiting to see some genuine christianity, something you actually believe in.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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#59
RE: What time is it?? What if Time!!!
(March 7, 2016 at 3:30 pm)Drich Wrote: Actually I thought it would be a fun topic. you and a few others seems to be showing signs of some pretty heavy wear after getting your teeth kicked in on the last two heavy subjects. So here's your chance to sent a few my way, You've got to do better than what you said above, really swing for the fences.

 Goshdarnit, Drich...You're such a people-person, that you've convinced to play along. Rolleyes

If you actually believe this, have you bothered to give any thought to where that leaves you? Here you are, charged with the all-important, life or death task of assisting in God's last-ditch effort to bring your salvageable, Fallen atheist Bros back home and all you can manage to do is maintain your personal awesomeness and exchange insults 99% of the time. Distractions and diversions; Tsk, tsk, tsk.

What if you're allowing your pride to make you a pawn of the Big Bad, hmmm?
Father would not be happy.

What if He felt the need to humble your ass again?
That would be scary, wouldn't it?
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#60
RE: What time is it?? What if Time!!!
(March 7, 2016 at 4:39 pm)Rhythm Wrote: Do you find yourself fantasizing about my mouth often Drich?  In any case, this little what if was about as serious as any of your other threads, then?  Disappointing.  I'm still waiting to see some genuine christianity, something you actually believe in.

What in my other threads do you not take seriously? It would seem to me you've thrown your best at me just to fall short time and time again. I thought you specifically could use a win, so I posted this what if.. because it is a "Kobayashi Maru" for me.
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