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RE: I'm sick of my country
April 25, 2016 at 4:22 am
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Maybe Liechtenstein, but invading Switzerland is a terrible shlep. So many mountains, every adult is trained military reservist with an assault rifle hidden in the cupboard, they have all crucial roads equipped with remote controlled anti-tank barriers, and they have all the newest military technology. Better just borrow some money from them and go around, it's not much of a detour.
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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RE: I'm sick of my country
April 25, 2016 at 4:27 am
(April 25, 2016 at 4:22 am)Alex K Wrote: Maybe Liechtenstein, but invading Switzerland is a terrible shlep. So many mountains, every adult is trained military reservist with an assault rifle hidden in the cupboard, they have all crucial roads equipped with remote controlled anti-tank barriers, and they have all the newest military technology. Better just borrow some money from them and go around, it's not much of a detour.
Ah yes good point. Much easier to wave the money at them that will come from Lichtenstein.
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RE: I'm sick of my country
April 25, 2016 at 4:28 am
(April 25, 2016 at 4:27 am)Mathilda Wrote: (April 25, 2016 at 4:22 am)Alex K Wrote: Maybe Liechtenstein, but invading Switzerland is a terrible shlep. So many mountains, every adult is trained military reservist with an assault rifle hidden in the cupboard, they have all crucial roads equipped with remote controlled anti-tank barriers, and they have all the newest military technology. Better just borrow some money from them and go around, it's not much of a detour.
Ah yes good point. Much easier to wave the money at them that will come from Lichtenstein.
Now there's a plan!
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RE: I'm sick of my country
April 25, 2016 at 4:54 am
I'm no good at this, but if your a patriot you stay and fight for what you believe is best for your nation. If you are not, you make other plans. If you wish to stay and complain your a passive discordant. If you wish to stay and protest your a revolutionary. I think most of us are just discordant. Outside what is, but really just unpleasant to the inside more then anything.
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RE: I'm sick of my country
April 25, 2016 at 4:55 am
I'm kind of excited to see history repeat itself, to be honest.
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RE: I'm sick of my country
April 25, 2016 at 9:41 am
(April 25, 2016 at 4:22 am)Alex K Wrote: Maybe Liechtenstein, but invading Switzerland is a terrible shlep. So many mountains, every adult is trained military reservist with an assault rifle hidden in the cupboard, they have all crucial roads equipped with remote controlled anti-tank barriers, and they have all the newest military technology. Better just borrow some money from them and go around, it's not much of a detour.
I know, right? It's amazing. Every country should do something like that.
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RE: I'm sick of my country
April 25, 2016 at 9:53 am
(April 25, 2016 at 4:22 am)Alex K Wrote: Maybe Liechtenstein, but invading Switzerland is a terrible shlep. So many mountains, every adult is trained military reservist with an assault rifle hidden in the cupboard, they have all crucial roads equipped with remote controlled anti-tank barriers, and they have all the newest military technology. Better just borrow some money from them and go around, it's not much of a detour.
Shhhhhsh. Don't tell the nationalists. If sending them to Switzerland doesn't do them in, perhaps you can convince them that attacking Russia in the late fall would be good scheme.
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RE: I'm sick of my country
April 25, 2016 at 6:51 pm
(April 25, 2016 at 9:41 am)Bella Morte Wrote: (April 25, 2016 at 4:22 am)Alex K Wrote: Maybe Liechtenstein, but invading Switzerland is a terrible shlep. So many mountains, every adult is trained military reservist with an assault rifle hidden in the cupboard, they have all crucial roads equipped with remote controlled anti-tank barriers, and they have all the newest military technology. Better just borrow some money from them and go around, it's not much of a detour.
I know, right? It's amazing. Every country should do something like that.
Putting an assault rifle in every American cupboard will be one way to ensure no other country has to worry about any unwanted American global presence ever again.
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RE: I'm sick of my country
April 25, 2016 at 7:04 pm
Things could be worse, Abs. This could be your national anthem.
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RE: I'm sick of my country
April 25, 2016 at 7:07 pm
(April 25, 2016 at 4:22 am)Alex K Wrote: Maybe Liechtenstein, but invading Switzerland is a terrible shlep. So many mountains, every adult is trained military reservist with an assault rifle hidden in the cupboard, they have all crucial roads equipped with remote controlled anti-tank barriers, and they have all the newest military technology. Better just borrow some money from them and go around, it's not much of a detour.
'My Lord Archbishop - I have sent for 10 000 Swiss mercenaries to help me fight the French, and no one has EVER paid the Swiss with "good intentions'." -Henry II, Becket
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