P.S. Kitten can totally use my real name though.
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| Poll: Would someone pay you to have sex if you weren't willing to do it for free? Are you really that awesome? This poll is closed. |
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| Yes, people pay me for sex all the time | 2 | 4.00% | |
| Yes, no one has but they would | 9 | 18.00% | |
| No, people would never pay me for sex | 17 | 34.00% | |
| No, I would never have sex for money | 8 | 16.00% | |
| Hammy is best turtle | 6 | 12.00% | |
| Fuck all polls | 8 | 16.00% | |
| Total | 50 vote(s) | 100% | |
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YAY! She remembers it!
@ Iggy Why did you think it was Michael? There's a reason Kitten subscribes to Carlism!  (May 5, 2016 at 2:09 am)ignoramus Wrote: Do you think it might be God's plan? (Being a cunt and all?) Not even in jest; but if it turns out that the most wonderful and innocent person I've ever known had to go through what she did for some bullshit lesson, then to channel a couple of Capaldi's best lines: if this god-thing played any part in her death and is not afraid of me, it understands nothing at all. The Universe is a very small place when I am angry. I will have its head on my wall.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
Oh, and side-note for the fundies:
I've been an atheist all my life, long, long, long, long, long before she graced it. So it most definitely isn't because I am angry at some childish cartoon character because of this that I am not swallowing the bullshit. I do not hate a thing I do not believe exists or can possibly exist - I hate those who use it as a tool for control and self-aggrandisement.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
Yeah so I think God is just an incompetent moron if he exists.
But you are EVIE! [emoji34]
Nay_Sayer: “Nothing is impossible if you dream big enough, or in this case, nothing is impossible if you use a barrel of KY Jelly and a miniature horse.”
Wiser words were never spoken. (May 4, 2016 at 11:19 pm)Stimbo Wrote:(May 4, 2016 at 10:30 pm)LadyForCamus Wrote: Oh, Stim!!! I am SO sorry! [emoji45] do you mind me asking what on earth takes the life of a 31 year old? That is just AWFUL; I am so, so sorry for your loss. [emoji45] It terrifies me to dwell on the fact that any one of us can be so swiftly shuffled off this mortal coil without warning. It must really piss you off when theists rattle on about god's loving plan...
Nay_Sayer: “Nothing is impossible if you dream big enough, or in this case, nothing is impossible if you use a barrel of KY Jelly and a miniature horse.”
Wiser words were never spoken.
Life can be so cold.
So can God. But only because coldness is the absence of heat and God is absent in existence.
Someone please pay me for sex. I won't even charge.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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