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RE: Gorilla killed
June 2, 2016 at 2:29 am
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(June 2, 2016 at 2:09 am)Maelstrom Wrote: [...]And, in fact, I can imagine that there was no agonizing in place. That idiot who pulled the trigger to kill that gorilla should have known better. After all, no one is buying the news story that it takes half an hour for a tranquilizer to take effect.
Yeah, sure - zoo employees can't wait to shoot the animals in their care. I'll bet they were fighting over the gun. "Come on, Bob! It's my turn to shoot that f*cking thing!"
And, of course tranquilizers are magic - just like in the movies. You just prick a 300lb gorilla with a needle and it goes out like a light...
Someone wanted that gorilla dead. And the only other animals, that prey on gorillas - except for humans - are leopards. Call me crazy, but I think, that if you look deep enough into this you'll find, that some sort of large cat conspiracy was involved... 
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RE: Gorilla killed
June 2, 2016 at 2:32 am
(June 2, 2016 at 2:29 am)Homeless Nutter Wrote: And, of course tranquilizers are magic - just like in the movies. You just prick a 300lb gorilla with a needle and it goes out like a light...
Oh, that is your thing, of course. You have orgasms when you underestimate the intelligence of the person with whom you are interacting.
Tranquilizers are designed by animal type. They are also designed by maximum efficiency in unconsciousness. If anything, you are the retard.
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RE: Gorilla killed
June 2, 2016 at 2:35 am
Well, this thread fully devolved. GG. I'm out.
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RE: Gorilla killed
June 2, 2016 at 2:38 am
(June 2, 2016 at 2:35 am)Aroura Wrote: Well, this thread fully devolved. GG. I'm out.
Not fully. I mean, Cato and I had a pretty healthy disagreement that ended with mutual respect, I think 
I think it's largely a very interesting convo! Please don't leave it, A! Your comments have been some of the best.
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RE: Gorilla killed
June 2, 2016 at 2:44 am
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(June 2, 2016 at 2:32 am)Maelstrom Wrote: Oh, that is your thing, of course. You have orgasms when you underestimate the intelligence of the person with whom you are interacting.
Yes, I do. And I've got to be honest, you're not giving me much to work with right now...
(June 2, 2016 at 2:32 am)Maelstrom Wrote: Tranquilizers are designed by animal type. They are also designed by maximum efficiency in unconsciousness.
Which doesn't mean they work instantly.
(June 2, 2016 at 2:32 am)Maelstrom Wrote: If anything, you are the retard.
And you're obviously a gentleman and a scholar. Stay classy... 
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RE: Gorilla killed
June 2, 2016 at 2:46 am
You gave me nothing with which to work, darling.
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RE: Gorilla killed
June 2, 2016 at 3:22 am
Maybe the gorilla got killed because it was black. The shooter was a white guy. The incident happened in Cincinnati, a racist town. So the shooter took it upon himself to end the black menace.
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RE: Gorilla killed
June 2, 2016 at 3:24 am
Oh, grow the fuck up.
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RE: Gorilla killed
June 2, 2016 at 3:38 am
(June 2, 2016 at 3:22 am)Wyrd of Gawd Wrote: Maybe the gorilla got killed because it was black. The shooter was a white guy. The incident happened in Cincinnati, a racist town. So the shooter took it upon himself to end the black menace.
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Wait... Wasn't the kid black as well? What happened - did they run out of bullets?
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RE: Gorilla killed
June 2, 2016 at 3:58 am
Yeah, this thread hit the Tidy-Bowl.
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