You were gone for a lot more than 3 days this time.

Oh, hey, how's kicks?

(June 3, 2016 at 1:00 pm)madog Wrote:

(June 3, 2016 at 9:44 am)YahwehIsTheWay Born Again Wrote:  
GLORY! 
Praise the Sweet Name of Jesus.

Hi, was thinking of joining your church .... I have shopped around for the one that lets me hate the most people and be superior to the biggest percentage of humanity, do you have a sales brochure I can read?

Well, Sweet Jesus, I think you've just described EVERY religion out there. 

Why not also include in your search criteria "wants to believe impossible nonsense for no good reason and defend it against all reason."? That'll sure narrow it down. 

Sadly, I'm a True Christian ™ without a church. I'm not rich enough to get into Landover Baptist and all the rest don't take kindly to my correcting their limited understanding of the Bible. Lord, you should see the looks on their faces when I tell them that Jesus doesn't give a shit about the unborn. First of all, the Bible makes it clear that killing an unborn fetus gets you a fine, paid to her husband since you hit his wife and damaged his property. See Exodus, 21:22-25. Also, if your wife has been screwing around on you, the local priest can brew a magic potion that does a paternity test and then performs a magic abortion if the husband ain't the father. (Numbers chapter 5). And then they throw me out. Dumbass phony Christians.

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(June 3, 2016 at 1:05 pm)Minimalist Wrote: You were gone for a lot more than 3 days this time.

Yeah, well, I'm not God and yet somehow not God at the same time.

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(June 3, 2016 at 12:26 pm)LastPoet Wrote: Oh, hi DP. Glad to see you around. You still make youtube videos? Robvalue is making some lately. I have lost the habit of checking my youtube subs, my wife is expecting a girl, my daughter

Congratulations and I'll check out Rob's videos. Do you have a link. I look forward to seeing what nonsense he has to say, using all that logic and all those facts. 

[out of character] Haven't made many lately. At some point, I'd like to remake my Jesus Timeline. That was, I think, my masterpiece.

(June 3, 2016 at 12:48 pm)LastPoet Wrote:

(June 3, 2016 at 12:42 pm)robvalue Wrote: When I finally become Christian, I'm gonna be the truest one ever. I'm gonna shame them all with my ultra-literal fundamentalism. Whatever they are doing, I can show them it's wrong. The bible has that guarantee.

I think you weren't around when the staff pulled an Epic aprils fools on us. The aftermath wasn't as peacefull, big forum brawl, etc. We have those from time to time.

DPs poe is a remnant of those times. Fun times. Boy, was Napo pissed.

Who is DP? Or rather what's that stand for?

Well, welcome back. I think I'm going to enjoy being educated by you. This should be lots of fun!

(June 3, 2016 at 12:48 pm)LastPoet Wrote:

(June 3, 2016 at 12:42 pm)robvalue Wrote: When I finally become Christian, I'm gonna be the truest one ever. I'm gonna shame them all with my ultra-literal fundamentalism. Whatever they are doing, I can show them it's wrong. The bible has that guarantee.

I think you weren't around when the staff pulled an Epic aprils fools on us. The aftermath wasn't as peacefull, big forum brawl, etc. We have those from time to time.

DPs poe is a remnant of those times. Fun times. Boy, was Napo pissed.

It was never my intention to troll anyone but I have to confess a guilty pleasure when it happened anyway. I remember just dropping one "tell" after another, trying to be more and more obvious, and laughing my ass off every time any atheist kept trying to argue with me anyway. Oh, fun times with Poe-nage. 

This time around, I think I've been thorough:
- Quote from Landover Baptist (check)
- Avatar featuring Betty Bowers (check)
- Calling myself a True Christian ™, with a footnote attributing the trademark to Landover Baptist. (check)
- Calling myself "America's Second Best Christian" (check)
- A winking smiley face at the very bottom (check)

And for those of you still confused...



Praise the Sweet Name of Jesus!

Quote:Yeah, well, I'm not God and yet somehow not God at the same time.

Yeah, yeah.... what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.

I think the most fun was getting PMed by Christians who were "inspired" by my posts. (facepalm)

Oh, I'm not confused. I totally get the sarcasm. Love it, actually. I'm just curious to know who you were before

They're YOUR followers.  YOU deal with them!