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RE: I have arisen! Oh Glory!
June 3, 2016 at 1:40 pm
(June 3, 2016 at 1:26 pm)Nymphadora Wrote: (June 3, 2016 at 12:48 pm)LastPoet Wrote: I think you weren't around when the staff pulled an Epic aprils fools on us. The aftermath wasn't as peacefull, big forum brawl, etc. We have those from time to time.
DPs poe is a remnant of those times. Fun times. Boy, was Napo pissed.
Who is DP? Or rather what's that stand for?
IT STANDS FOR THAT HELLBOUND HEATHEN SCUM, DEIST PALADIN! Oh, how I hate him. Once he did a video series call "The Jesus Timeline" where he mapped out the story of the four Gospels against historical landmarks showing how supposedly irreconcilable the four accounts are. Doesn't he know that Jesus was born BEFORE 4 BC and AFTER 6 AD at the same time. That was the miracle. It proves Jesus existed because there's nothing miraculous about conforming the laws of space and time, is there.
I'll include links so you know where not to go and what videos not to watch (and at the end of each video, don't click on the link to the next one):
"You don't need facts when you got Jesus." -Pastor Deacon Fred, Landover Baptist Church
™: True Christian is a Trademark of the Landover Baptist Church. I have no affiliation with this fine group of True Christians ™ because I can't afford their tithing requirements but would like to be. Maybe someday the Lord will bless me with enough riches that I am able to.
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RE: I have arisen! Oh Glory!
June 3, 2016 at 1:41 pm
Not that someone who can directly talk to god needs to hear my blather, but I have an index of my best videos here if you'd like to dissect them for my education. Some are serious, some are just plain stupid for supposed entertainment purposes. Some are other stuff.
(June 3, 2016 at 12:48 pm)LastPoet Wrote: (June 3, 2016 at 12:42 pm)robvalue Wrote: When I finally become Christian, I'm gonna be the truest one ever. I'm gonna shame them all with my ultra-literal fundamentalism. Whatever they are doing, I can show them it's wrong. The bible has that guarantee.
I think you weren't around when the staff pulled an Epic aprils fools on us. The aftermath wasn't as peacefull, big forum brawl, etc. We have those from time to time.
DPs poe is a remnant of those times. Fun times. Boy, was Napo pissed.
Nope, that was before my time I think! Sounds... fun!?
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RE: I have arisen! Oh Glory!
June 3, 2016 at 1:42 pm
Ha ha ha....
I can tell that you're going to be one of my favorites on here. Now if you were still here after I joined, I vaguely remember you.
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RE: I have arisen! Oh Glory!
June 3, 2016 at 1:55 pm
I don't believe you, not for a moment. Take your reverse psychology and completion backwards principle some place else. You damn sneak thieves will try anything. Are you totally morally bankrupt?
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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RE: I have arisen! Oh Glory!
June 3, 2016 at 2:03 pm
You don't believe him?
Nah, he's different. He's actually the one christian that gets it all correct. You can trust this guy! He's my homie.
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RE: I have arisen! Oh Glory!
June 3, 2016 at 2:12 pm
Is there an approval I need to go through to post in other subforums? I've tried posting in the Life Sciences subforum that Rush Limbaugh has one hell of a zinger for Evil-lutionists out there. He asks why the gorilla at the zoo that was recently shot never turned into a human.
I added that neither has Rush Limbaugh.
Ran into an error message. Satan has foiled me again or there's something I'm missing. 
"You don't need facts when you got Jesus." -Pastor Deacon Fred, Landover Baptist Church
™: True Christian is a Trademark of the Landover Baptist Church. I have no affiliation with this fine group of True Christians ™ because I can't afford their tithing requirements but would like to be. Maybe someday the Lord will bless me with enough riches that I am able to.
And for the lovers of Poe, here's your winking smiley:
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RE: I have arisen! Oh Glory!
June 3, 2016 at 2:18 pm
(June 3, 2016 at 2:03 pm)robvalue Wrote: You don't believe him?
Nah, he's different. He's actually the one christian that gets it all correct. You can trust this guy! He's my homie.
Hey, if he can joke, I can joke. Try to keep up.
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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RE: I have arisen! Oh Glory!
June 3, 2016 at 2:21 pm
(This post was last modified: June 3, 2016 at 2:21 pm by robvalue.)
I know! I was joining in with the joke! Keep up 
No, you're posts are getting caught in the spam filter; I'll sort it out. New members posting stuff with links in gets inspected before being allowed.
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RE: I have arisen! Oh Glory!
June 3, 2016 at 2:25 pm
(June 3, 2016 at 2:03 pm)robvalue Wrote: You don't believe him?
Nah, he's different. He's actually the one christian that gets it all correct. You can trust this guy! He's my homie.
Well...him and Betty Bowers.
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RE: I have arisen! Oh Glory!
June 3, 2016 at 5:04 pm
(June 3, 2016 at 2:21 pm)robvalue Wrote: I know! I was joining in with the joke! Keep up
No, you're posts are getting caught in the spam filter; I'll sort it out. New members posting stuff with links in gets inspected before being allowed.
Shit! I'm so gullible. Next thing you'll be telling me is that you're a POE.
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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