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RE: Sarcastathread
June 6, 2016 at 8:01 am
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(June 5, 2016 at 9:05 pm)Little lunch Wrote: I really want to be part of this thread but I can't think of anything to write that wouldn't make me sound stupid in comparison to the brilliance of the posts that precede me.
I wish I was American. Or even English or German.
Instead I get to live in the unluckiest and ugliest place on earth, Australia.
Yo Aractus, ya out there? We have a new world view for you.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental.
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RE: Sarcastathread
June 6, 2016 at 8:07 am
I think Aractus is a Southerner like all the other Aussies here.
Not really dinky-di. May as well be poms. :-)
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RE: Sarcastathread
June 6, 2016 at 8:12 am
(June 5, 2016 at 2:01 pm)Mermaid Wrote: I want to make sweet love to Donald Trump.
With a brick.
At high velocity.
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
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RE: Sarcastathread
June 6, 2016 at 8:14 am
Damn. Thought I had a bite.
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RE: Sarcastathread
June 6, 2016 at 8:16 am
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(June 6, 2016 at 8:14 am)Little lunch Wrote: Damn. Thought I had a bite.
If you have, put ointment on it
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
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RE: Sarcastathread
June 6, 2016 at 8:38 pm
I love how I can eat anything I want and not gain any weight. And I especially love how the weight I don't gain doesn't go straight to my belly.
A Gemma is forever.
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RE: Sarcastathread
June 6, 2016 at 10:00 pm
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I should give serious thought to going out with my co-worker; I fail to see how that could possibly go wrong.
And the fact that he's a devout believer's just icing on the cake.
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RE: Sarcastathread
June 6, 2016 at 10:14 pm
I fucken love my neighbors!
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