(June 5, 2016 at 9:05 pm)Little lunch Wrote: I really want to be part of this thread but I can't think of anything to write that wouldn't make me sound stupid in comparison to the brilliance of the posts that precede me.
I wish I was American. Or even English or German.
Instead I get to live in the unluckiest and ugliest place on earth, Australia.

Yo Aractus, ya out there? We have a new world view for you.

I think Aractus is a Southerner like all the other Aussies here.
Not really dinky-di. May as well be poms. :-)

(June 5, 2016 at 2:01 pm)Mermaid Wrote: I want to make sweet love to Donald Trump.

With a brick.


At high velocity.

Damn. Thought I had a bite.

(June 6, 2016 at 8:14 am)Little lunch Wrote: Damn. Thought I had a bite.

If you have, put ointment on it

https://youtu.be/wBGh03nvkdU

(June 6, 2016 at 8:16 am)The Valkyrie Wrote:

(June 6, 2016 at 8:14 am)Little lunch Wrote: Damn. Thought I had a bite.

If you have, put ointment pnit.

Hope your not going to charge me for that.

I love how I can eat anything I want and not gain any weight. And I especially love how the weight I don't gain doesn't go straight to my belly.

I should give serious thought to going out with my co-worker; I fail to see how that could possibly go wrong.
And the fact that he's a devout believer's just icing on the cake.

I fucken love my neighbors!