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Poll: If you were were having a baby boy tomorrow, would you opt for him to be circumcised?
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Yes, hoes
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Hellz no
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44 80.00%
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To circumcise or not to circumcise?
RE: To circumcise or not to circumcise?
It looks better, you don't have to bother washing under your shell and there are many health benefits: One example being you're more likely to get eaten by a bird of prey.

...wait. Hmm. Oh well, my opinion hasn't changed.
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RE: To circumcise or not to circumcise?
I'm just the opposite. I'm trying to get into a shell.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: To circumcise or not to circumcise?
Well, you can borrow Evie's shell.
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RE: To circumcise or not to circumcise?
Only if he wipes it out first.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: To circumcise or not to circumcise?
(June 11, 2016 at 1:07 pm)Stimbo Wrote: I'm just the opposite. I'm trying to get into a shell.

So, like, foreskin engraftment?


That could be a thing soon if not now.
"For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring." - Carl Sagan
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RE: To circumcise or not to circumcise?
(June 11, 2016 at 1:19 pm)c172 Wrote:
(June 11, 2016 at 1:07 pm)Stimbo Wrote: I'm just the opposite. I'm trying to get into a shell.

So, like, foreskin engraftment?

Not exactly...

Sorry, probably an in-joke.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: To circumcise or not to circumcise?
I think circumcision is barbaric as well, and completely pointless. And concerning hygiene I don't see the problem with that either... gross explanation to follow:


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RE: To circumcise or not to circumcise?
(June 11, 2016 at 1:18 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Only if he wipes it out first.

IKR? The damn thing must be full of turtle mayo.
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RE: To circumcise or not to circumcise?
(June 11, 2016 at 1:20 pm)Stimbo Wrote:
(June 11, 2016 at 1:19 pm)c172 Wrote: So, like, foreskin engraftment?

Not exactly...

Sorry, probably an in-joke.

Haha. Mine, too. Many of my jokes are so inside they have a membership of one.



Carry on.
"For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring." - Carl Sagan
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RE: To circumcise or not to circumcise?
Let's call it a friend I dream of wearing.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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