Wait... Eve had sex with the... ahem... serpent?
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The "Cultural Context" Excuse
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Wait... Eve had sex with the... ahem... serpent?
Nolite te bastardes carborundorum.
RE: The "Cultural Context" Excuse
August 4, 2016 at 4:57 pm
(This post was last modified: August 4, 2016 at 5:09 pm by Huggy Bear.)
(August 3, 2016 at 6:11 pm)Faith No More Wrote:(August 3, 2016 at 4:06 pm)Huggy74 Wrote: ...the fact that there were giants, shows that something happened genetically. At some point you'll come to the realization that YOU believe the universe either appeared out of nothing or has always existed; either way, which belief is crazier? Giants, or a self existing universe? (August 3, 2016 at 6:11 pm)Faith No More Wrote:(August 3, 2016 at 4:06 pm)Huggy74 Wrote: Since everyone is born through the act of sex (which God never intended)... By creating a creature able to act of it's own free will, how is that so hard to understand? (August 4, 2016 at 3:35 am)Thumpalumpacus Wrote: And how did he intend us to procreate without using the organs Huggy would allege he himself gave us? I've actually made at least two posts covering this subject, not about to make a third. You're more than welcome to do a search though. But I will say this, Adam was originally created BOTH MALE AND FEMALE (the female portion was taken out of Adam and used to make Eve) , explain how exactly he was supposed to reproduce sexually? (August 4, 2016 at 3:35 pm)The_Empress Wrote: Wait... Eve had sex with the... ahem... serpent?Again, I've been saying this since day one... It appears someone wasn't paying attention. (August 4, 2016 at 3:35 pm)The_Empress Wrote: Wait... Eve had sex with the... ahem... serpent? Don't knock it till you try it.
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@Huggy - I'm still wondering what you think about your Bible sanctioned abortion.
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August 4, 2016 at 8:35 pm
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(August 4, 2016 at 4:57 pm)Huggy74 Wrote: I've actually made at least two posts covering this subject, not about to make a third. You're more than welcome to do a search though. You'll need to support this with a specific citation, and since I already know that such doesn't exist in the Bible, you'll also need to explain your convoluted thinking in such a manner that doesn't arouse laughter or contempt. You should also link to the posts you claim address this issue. I've searched in vain for a reasonabe expression of your views on this. Big surprise there, huh. You can support your own points, or you cannot, but it's not my job to do your work. (August 4, 2016 at 4:57 pm)Huggy74 Wrote: Again, I've been saying this since day one... Maybe you should merit the attention you seek, Hugs, m'boy. Truth be told, it's not often I give you more than a few hundred neurons worth of processing power ... I'm not in the habit of hunting houseflies with sledgehammers, ya dig? If you want serious regard, earn it. RE: The "Cultural Context" Excuse
August 4, 2016 at 8:39 pm
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(August 4, 2016 at 8:16 pm)Huggy74 Wrote:(August 4, 2016 at 6:09 pm)LadyForCamus Wrote: Also, Numbers 5:11-31
Jesus is like Pinocchio. He's the bastard son of a carpenter. And a liar. And he wishes he was real.
(August 4, 2016 at 3:35 pm)The_Empress Wrote: Wait... Eve had sex with the... ahem... serpent? Would you belief that that's a claim with a long enough history that even Christians as far back as the second century AD have actually explicitly named it as heresy? It's called the Serpent Seed doctrine, and claims that Cain was the offspring of Eve and the Serpent. It's an interesting image, but it doesn't hold up under the slightest scrutiny. And, with regards to Huggy's requests for Bible verses related to abortion, here are a few:
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