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JetBlue loses kid...
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JetBlue loses kid...
September 2, 2016 at 12:58 pm
Hey guys, that's not good, but if you are going to lose a kid, could you offer Trump transportation?
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September 2, 2016 at 1:11 pm
Pretty funny.
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September 2, 2016 at 1:13 pm
Did this happen?
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September 2, 2016 at 1:17 pm
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-...-York.html


Yeah.
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September 2, 2016 at 1:25 pm
(September 2, 2016 at 12:58 pm)Brian37 Wrote: Hey guys, that's not good, but if you are going to lose a kid, could you offer Trump transportation?

No, The Bermuda Triangle would be a waste of a trump. It is better to let the Mexicans to use trump as a battering ram against the wall he was going to make Mexico pay "100%" for.
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September 2, 2016 at 1:49 pm
not only did they lose a kid, they substituted an incorrect kid too

pretty damn funny !!
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September 2, 2016 at 1:51 pm
Trump would be the best and most epic pinata if it were not for the crap he has inside him.
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September 2, 2016 at 1:53 pm
(September 2, 2016 at 1:49 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: not only did they lose a kid, they substituted an incorrect kid too

pretty damn funny !!

Understandable. Human larvae are hardly distinguishable one from another.
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September 2, 2016 at 2:28 pm
Jet Blue's bad lock to lose a kid that someone would notice missing . . .
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September 2, 2016 at 2:30 pm
What's the problem? they ended up with a kid right!



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