(October 28, 2016 at 3:32 pm)Expired Wrote: Well, the Mrs has gone out for the night with her friends to an Italian restaurant then the pub. Trouble is that one of her friends is staying over tonight to save her husband from getting her home, its not the one with the big fuck off hairdo btw. I'm just hoping I don't do my usual 3 sleepwalking laps of the house and getting in the wrong bed routine.

You never fail to make me laugh.

(October 28, 2016 at 4:26 pm)Bella Morte Wrote:

(October 28, 2016 at 3:32 pm)Expired Wrote: Well, the Mrs has gone out for the night with her friends to an Italian restaurant then the pub. Trouble is that one of her friends is staying over tonight to save her husband from getting her home, its not the one with the big fuck off hairdo btw. I'm just hoping I don't do my usual 3 sleepwalking laps of the house and getting in the wrong bed routine.

You never fail to make me laugh.

It's a worry though, what if I start cuddling up to her workmate stinking of ale.

CIJS

I don't like being an anti-social cuntbag.

I love being friendly and pro-social.

But I don't like being an anti-social cuntbag.

Yes but what if I end up spooning her workmate. Shit I might have to stay up all night.

(October 28, 2016 at 5:52 pm)Expired Wrote: Yes but what if I end up spooning her workmate. Shit I might have to stay up all night.

That's a great plan!

CIJS - I don't understand adults and teenagers who (without children) go trick or treating. You're a large group of 17 year olds, you're way too old to be doing this unless you're going with a younger sibling or something.

(October 28, 2016 at 5:57 pm)Yeauxleaux Wrote: CIJS - I don't understand adults and teenagers who (without children) go trick or treating. You're a large group of 17 year olds, you're way too old to be doing this unless you're going with a younger sibling or something.

Just tell them to fuck off.

(October 28, 2016 at 5:57 pm)Yeauxleaux Wrote: CIJS - I don't understand adults and teenagers who (without children) go trick or treating. You're a large group of 17 year olds, you're way too old to be doing this unless you're going with a younger sibling or something.

Just say trick... they have no idea what to do.

(October 28, 2016 at 5:50 pm)Alasdair Ham Wrote: CIJS

I don't like being an anti-social cuntbag.

I love being friendly and pro-social.

But I don't like being an anti-social cuntbag.

You also don't like being subtle, apparently.

This isn't about anyone else in particular but myself. At all.

It's about how I tend to argue with all the people I meet eventually because I'm annoyingly pedantic sometimes... to an anti-social degree. (Except maybe one person who likes my pedantry ... you know who you are)