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Brazilian woman has spent years praying to Lord of the Rings doll
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RE: One mythology's as good as another
January 7, 2017 at 3:51 pm
Too many vowels.
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RE: One mythology's as good as another
January 7, 2017 at 3:56 pm
That's Celeborn. 

Christ, some people. Lack of elf appreciation is appalling.
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RE: One mythology's as good as another
January 7, 2017 at 4:28 pm
someone did not receive their Newspeak dictionary yet . . .
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RE: One mythology's as good as another
January 7, 2017 at 4:37 pm
Zeus and Odin are much better myths than this jesus fuckhead.  Zeus got lots of pussy and Odin knows how to party.  Jesus is an old stick in the mud.  And fucking allah is the most boring of all.
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RE: One mythology's as good as another
January 7, 2017 at 5:27 pm
(January 7, 2017 at 3:40 pm)Alex K Wrote: I've started my cult and have already practised Miscavige-style "Shermanspeak". Observe:

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Brazilian woman has spent years praying to Lord of the Rings doll
January 7, 2017 at 8:00 pm
http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/38...-the-rings
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RE: Brazilian woman has spent years praying to Lord of the Rings doll
January 7, 2017 at 8:06 pm
Pretty sure praying to a figurine of elrond will get you the same results as a figurine of Anthony, so no loss there. Maybe Eru Illuvitar will bestow his blessings on her, for her years of service against the Dark Lord Sauron.
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10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
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A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
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RE: Brazilian woman has spent years praying to Lord of the Rings doll
January 7, 2017 at 8:06 pm
Stim beat you to it, sorry.

http://atheistforums.org/thread-47097.html
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RE: Brazilian woman has spent years praying to Lord of the Rings doll
January 7, 2017 at 8:12 pm
mod note:

love this topic  and have merged the 2 threads so we can all enjoy all the comments

thank you !
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RE: Brazilian woman has spent years praying to Lord of the Rings doll
January 7, 2017 at 8:29 pm
Now that's some damn fine moderatin!
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