. . . and so it begins.
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Tooth Fairy Bullshit
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 (January 16, 2017 at 1:01 pm)Huggy74 Wrote: Then examine it and stop acting all "butt hurt"... Oh, it will be examined, I have foreseen it. Just don't come complaining again when it's found lacking.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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January 16, 2017 at 1:27 pm
(This post was last modified: January 16, 2017 at 1:30 pm by Asmodee.)
(January 13, 2017 at 11:26 am)Tazzycorn Wrote: You're talking to a man who put me on ignore because I called him on his bullshit once too often, and then sent me a snotty little pussy of a PM claiming that I was persecuting him. You should be proud of that. You talked to much sense to ignore if he kept listening, so he had to stop listening. You know, thinking about this, it really isn't fair to compare God to the Tooth Fairy. After all, we've all seen actual EVIDENCE that the Tooth Fairy exists. Who here hasn't put a tooth under their pillow only to wake up and find it replaced by a shiny quarter the next morning? Sure, we later saw evidence that the initial evidence was manufactured, but it's still more evidence than I've ever seen for God.
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January 16, 2017 at 1:28 pm
(This post was last modified: January 16, 2017 at 1:39 pm by Huggy Bear.)
(January 16, 2017 at 1:09 pm)Stimbo Wrote:(January 16, 2017 at 1:01 pm)Huggy74 Wrote: Then examine it and stop acting all "butt hurt"...Oh, it will be examined, I have foreseen it. Just don't come complaining again when it's found lacking. Well, coming from a guy that doesn't know whether or not words like 'condescend' are being used in their proper context, I'm not inspired with much confidence.
From a guy who literally thinks fairytale magic is real, I'm flattered.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
As in like a god would do, you mean? I've never been that gullible, thanks. Or babyish.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
In any case, 'magic' qualified as you did with scare quotes indicates magic-like, as seen by wilfully ignorant idiots who cannot or will not learn what's really going on despite being told innumerable times. As distinct from a cartoon fairy literally wishing everything into existence.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
 (January 16, 2017 at 2:18 pm)Huggy74 Wrote:(August 9, 2013 at 12:37 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Re: the OP, who does appear to have vanished anyway. But you see he didn't say how, and neither does saying god did it. You see by saying god did it you have not begun to answer the question but instead have, "fobbed it off". It isn't an answer unless you go on to describe how god did it in detail with supporting evidence. You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid. Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis. |
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