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"Declared Clinically Dead"
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"Declared Clinically Dead"
This phrase always amuses me when reading accounts of "near death experiences". The subject is always declared clinically dead and yet is receiving resuscitation. That is not what happens. During a CPR/ defibrillation procedure a series of rescue breathing/ chest compressions , checking the heart rhythm to see if defibrillation is needed, and drugs are given.  This can go on for quite awhile. Then when the Doctor says "Stop!" that's it. The time is noted and now the patient is declared dead. The death certificate for example will note "Time of death 14:22" . At no time before the resuscitation is the person declared dead. If you don't believe it , get a degree in medicine or nursing and see for yourself.
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RE: "Declared Clinically Dead"
You're ruining their bullshit story, man.  Facts do not matter to xristards.

How can you be so mean?
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RE: "Declared Clinically Dead"
(January 21, 2017 at 11:31 am)Minimalist Wrote: You're ruining their bullshit story, man.  Facts do not matter to xristards.

How can you be so mean?

I know. I am a heartless fucker!

Here is a training video. This is what actually happens. Notice the man was not declared clinically dead.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1zq4T7MEWw
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RE: "Declared Clinically Dead"
Call him doctor dick Big Grin
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RE: "Declared Clinically Dead"
Additionally, I've never got a good explanation of why an NDE is so often touted as proof of an afterlife. It's called a near death experience for a reason: you aren't dead. If you haven't died, how the hell can you claim to have seen the afterlife?

If people actually died during these episodes, they'd be called 'death experiences'. Funny how nobody who has actually had a death experience has come back to tell us what it's like. Know why? BECAUSE THEY'RE FUCKING DEAD!!

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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RE: "Declared Clinically Dead"
But, but, Jesus?
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RE: "Declared Clinically Dead"
(February 1, 2017 at 9:38 pm)ignoramus Wrote: But, but, Jesus?

Jesus can go to hell.

Oh, wait...
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RE: "Declared Clinically Dead"
A client told me she was dead for two days. She then told me her medical bills were huge, ya know, for receiving medical treatment on those two days they kept her in a hospital room while dead. Because totally.
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RE: "Declared Clinically Dead"
(February 1, 2017 at 9:44 pm)Mamacita Wrote: A client told me she was dead for two days. She then told me her medical bills were huge, ya know, for receiving medical treatment on those two days they kept her in a hospital room while dead. Because totally.

Well that sounds like a missed harvesting opportunity. Doesn't appear the organs are being used, at least one anyway.
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RE: "Declared Clinically Dead"
(February 1, 2017 at 9:44 pm)Mamacita Wrote: A client told me she was dead for two days. She then told me her medical bills were huge, ya know, for receiving medical treatment on those two days they kept her in a hospital room while dead. Because totally.

Morgue drawers aren't counted as rooms and, as far as I'm aware, they're not charged for...
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