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My Computer Just Wished Me A Happy Groundhog Day
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My Computer Just Wished Me A Happy Groundhog Day
February 1, 2017 at 8:41 pm (This post was last modified: February 1, 2017 at 8:41 pm by Edwardo Piet.)
My computer just wished me a happy Groundhog Day when it hit Feb 2nd....

...but we don't even celebrate it here in the UK.

So I just almost pissed myself with fear that I was gonna be stuck in a timeloop.
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RE: My Computer Just Wished Me A Happy Groundhog Day
February 1, 2017 at 8:56 pm
Trump's government is infiltrating the world via the web.

The message SOUNDED benign, but...

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: My Computer Just Wished Me A Happy Groundhog Day
February 1, 2017 at 9:01 pm (This post was last modified: February 1, 2017 at 9:01 pm by Edwardo Piet.)
I wouldn't mind repeating any of my good days indefinitely provided my memory was erased at the end of each repeat so it was like experiencing the good day for the first time every time.

Hell, even a pretty average day would be worth repeating forever.
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RE: My Computer Just Wished Me A Happy Groundhog Day
February 1, 2017 at 10:12 pm (This post was last modified: February 1, 2017 at 10:12 pm by ignoramus.)
I'd go on a killing spree! The next day they're alive again? Right?
I'd just kill them over and over to try to get the best score and level up...

PS, are you sure your language and region settings are correct in control panel?
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RE: My Computer Just Wished Me A Happy Groundhog Day
February 2, 2017 at 10:22 am
Lol you'd just kill people because they'd be alive again.

Reminds me of that part from Red Dwarf when they know the future and know Lister doesn't die for a while. The Cat knocks Lister on the head and Lister says "Ow! What did you do that for?", Cat says "You can't die." and Lister replies "Yeah but I can still feel pain you smeghead."
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RE: My Computer Just Wished Me A Happy Groundhog Day
February 2, 2017 at 9:57 pm
No pain Hammy! It'll be instant!

Headshots all round! I'll be on every channel on the news just for shits and giggles!

I'll do it all naked too! The shame and embarrassment will only last hours...

I'm just kidding oc, but I can see it happening just to relieve the boredom after say 2 years of groundhog days...
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RE: My Computer Just Wished Me A Happy Groundhog Day
February 3, 2017 at 2:35 am
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RE: My Computer Just Wished Me A Happy Groundhog Day
February 3, 2017 at 6:39 am
'Groundhog' is clearly Trumpian code for 'You will be assimilated'.

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RE: My Computer Just Wished Me A Happy Groundhog Day
February 3, 2017 at 8:37 am (This post was last modified: February 3, 2017 at 8:39 am by chimp3.)
(February 1, 2017 at 8:41 pm)Alasdair Ham Wrote: My computer just wished me a happy Groundhog Day when it hit Feb 2nd....

...but we don't even celebrate it here in the UK.

So I just almost pissed myself with fear that I was gonna be stuck in a timeloop.

It didn't play that Sonny and Cher song did it? That would be no way to wish a person "Happy" anything.
If the computers in the U.S. wished us a Happy Boxing Day many people would get hurt.
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RE: My Computer Just Wished Me A Happy Groundhog Day
February 3, 2017 at 10:03 am
I got you babe.. waa waa waa waa... I got you babe waa waa waa waaa

* Edwardo Piet blows his brains out
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