Proof that Abrahamic religions = Apple Computer

[strawberryBacteria]

A person did what they like, which was writing a fantasy fiction.

Steve Wozniak did what he likes, which was making computers.

Then the writer or some other guy saw the potential of the story.

Then Steve Jobs saw the potential of the personal computer.

So a religion was born.

So Apple Computer was born.

Today, the world is littered by the bible and the Qur'an and you can find them pretty much everywhere.

Today, the world is littered by Apple's devices and you can find them pretty much everywhere.

There are churches and mosques all over the world.

There are Apple Stores all over the world.

Abrahamic religions have tons of enthusiastic worshippers.

Apple Computer has tons of enthusiastic worshippers.

Abrahamic religions had Jesus and Mohammed.

Apple Computer had Steve Jobs.

There are countless movies and biopics depicting Jesus and his life.

There are countless movies and biopics depicting Steve Jobs and his life (Still waiting for the 3rd Steve Jobs movie!)

Abrahamic religions have annual events.

Apple Computer has annual events.

[ignoramus]

And to add: I'd kill for an Iphone6 S with the latest ios operating system ...








jk.

[Losty]

Proof that Jesus is a dog butt

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[Fake Messiah]

Poor Steve is probably the most famous victim of faith healers in our time. Being Buddhist his fellow believers implemented in him distrust of western medicine which made him refuse treatment for his cancer in time. His asshole Buddhist guru is still smugly parading in public and also appeared in the recent documentary about Steve.

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

Poor Steve is probably the most famous victim of faith healers in our time. Being Buddhist his fellow believers implemented in him distrust of western medicine which made him refuse treatment for his cancer in time. His asshole Buddhist guru is still smugly parading in public and also appeared in the recent documentary about Steve.

Not to mention Jim Henson. His Christian Science upbringing is likely what led him to refuse seeking medical treatment for a case of strep throat until it was too late - it went mad and caused abscesses in his lungs. We lost a visionary and what are we left with? Loony religionists and wrong-sounding Muppets.

Boru