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June 15, 2017 at 4:56 pm
(June 15, 2017 at 4:45 pm)Tazzycorn Wrote: (June 15, 2017 at 4:41 pm)Luckie Wrote: I don't envy penis. I love penis.
I must say though, I love strangling the spuds.
Whaaaattt whereeeeee whoooo madeeee that movieeeee?????!!!
Luckie must know!
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June 15, 2017 at 4:56 pm
I'm going to Head out and leave you Dicks to it.
Don't be sad Sacks, I'll be back soon, you Nuts
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June 15, 2017 at 4:57 pm
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(June 15, 2017 at 4:56 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: I'm going to Head out and leave you Dicks to it.
Don't be sad Sacks, I'll be back soon, you Nuts
Try not to slip on your way out! 
(June 15, 2017 at 4:54 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: (June 15, 2017 at 4:50 pm)Luckie Wrote: I edited the OP just to ensure that you were wrong. You're welcome. 
Oh, sure, make me drag my dick through the mud back to page one. B by me
You SHOULD be thanking me. Politely. Many men would pay me for such a service. 
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!
Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.
Dead wrong. The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.
Quote:Some people deserve hell.
I say again: No exceptions. Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it. As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.
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RE: The Neverending SFW Penis Thread
June 15, 2017 at 5:10 pm
(June 15, 2017 at 4:39 pm)Luckie Wrote: Figures Vorlon would be the first. 
Yeah, no surprise that he's first up.
But can he stay up, that's the real trick...
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June 15, 2017 at 5:11 pm
(June 15, 2017 at 4:43 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: they sell those geoducks at the friggin Safeway !!!!
I'm sure it's a relief to us all (including them) that there's a safe way.
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RE: The Neverending SFW Penis Thread
June 15, 2017 at 5:12 pm
(June 15, 2017 at 4:56 pm)Luckie Wrote: (June 15, 2017 at 4:45 pm)Tazzycorn Wrote:
I must say though, I love strangling the spuds.
Whaaaattt whereeeeee whoooo madeeee that movieeeee?????!!!
Luckie must know!
John Boorman made it, starring a pony tailed Sean Connery in a red mankini and crossed bandoliers. It's the most fucked up thing this side of David Lynch's Dune.
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June 15, 2017 at 5:13 pm
(June 15, 2017 at 4:56 pm)Luckie Wrote: Whaaaattt whereeeeee whoooo madeeee that movieeeee?????!!!
Luckie must know!
Yeah, Sean Connery felt typecast as the suave superspy. So to get away from that image, he did this:
I swear it's not a photoshop job.
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June 15, 2017 at 5:14 pm
Anyway, I can stretch my brave soldier all the way from A to Z on my keyboard. So there.
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RE: The Neverending SFW Penis Thread
June 15, 2017 at 5:16 pm
(June 15, 2017 at 5:12 pm)Tazzycorn Wrote: (June 15, 2017 at 4:56 pm)Luckie Wrote: Whaaaattt whereeeeee whoooo madeeee that movieeeee?????!!!
Luckie must know!
John Boorman made it, starring a pony tailed Sean Connery in a red mankini and crossed bandoliers. It's the most fucked up thing this side of David Lynch's Dune.
Here's the theatrical trailer
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RE: The Neverending SFW Penis Thread
June 15, 2017 at 5:17 pm
Still trying to work out the thrust of this thread...
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