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RE: The Neverending SFW Penis Thread
June 15, 2017 at 5:19 pm
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A Luckie thread!
I'm here, babe!
I don't envy penis. I'm glad people can't see a hard-on under my pants when they turn me on.
Actually, I currently envy
one. Kinda. Mostly I hope the penis makes us proud.
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RE: The Neverending SFW Penis Thread
June 15, 2017 at 5:23 pm
(June 15, 2017 at 5:17 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Still trying to work out the thrust of this thread...
Keep playing around, it's not that hard.
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RE: The Neverending SFW Penis Thread
June 15, 2017 at 5:35 pm
If you spend more than 4 consecutive hours on this thread, is it time to go see a doctor?
I'm asking... for a friend.
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RE: The Neverending SFW Penis Thread
June 15, 2017 at 5:36 pm
(June 15, 2017 at 5:35 pm)Mr.Obvious Wrote: If you spend more than 4 consecutive hours on this thread, is it time to go see a doctor?
I'm asking... for a friend.
Depends how you want to see the doctor...
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RE: The Neverending SFW Penis Thread
June 15, 2017 at 5:48 pm
(June 15, 2017 at 5:19 pm)J a c k Wrote: Actually, I currently envy one. Kinda. Mostly I hope the penis makes us proud.
Mine's available. And always proud.
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RE: The Neverending SFW Penis Thread
June 15, 2017 at 5:50 pm
OK ladies, but you'll find most men struggle to discuss erectile dysfunction.
It's just too hard!
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RE: The Neverending SFW Penis Thread
June 15, 2017 at 5:50 pm
(June 15, 2017 at 5:23 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: (June 15, 2017 at 5:17 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Still trying to work out the thrust of this thread...
Keep playing around, it's not that hard.
Keep it up and you'll penetrate the thread's true depth.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: The Neverending SFW Penis Thread
June 15, 2017 at 5:51 pm
(June 15, 2017 at 5:35 pm)Mr.Obvious Wrote: If you spend more than 4 consecutive hours on this thread, is it time to go see a doctor?
I'm asking... for a friend.
Flashback!
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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