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The Neverending SFW Penis Thread
#31
RE: The Neverending SFW Penis Thread
A Luckie thread! Big Grin I'm here, babe!

I don't envy penis. I'm glad people can't see a hard-on under my pants when they turn me on. Angel
Actually, I currently envy one. Kinda. Mostly I hope the penis makes us proud.
"Hipster is what happens when young hot people do what old ladies do." -Exian
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#32
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(June 15, 2017 at 5:17 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Still trying to work out the thrust of this thread...

Keep playing around, it's not that hard.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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#33
RE: The Neverending SFW Penis Thread
If you spend more than 4 consecutive hours on this thread, is it time to go see a doctor?

I'm asking... for a friend.
"If we go down, we go down together!"
- Your mum, last night, suggesting 69.
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#34
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(June 15, 2017 at 5:35 pm)Mr.Obvious Wrote: If you spend more than 4 consecutive hours on this thread, is it time to go see a doctor?

I'm asking... for a friend.

Depends how you want to see the doctor...

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#35
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Rupert Giles Wrote:Mine is most reasonable, thank you.
Sum ergo sum
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#36
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(June 15, 2017 at 5:19 pm)J a c k Wrote: Actually, I currently envy one. Kinda. Mostly I hope the penis makes us proud.

Mine's available. And always proud.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#37
RE: The Neverending SFW Penis Thread
OK ladies, but you'll find most men struggle to discuss erectile dysfunction.
It's just too hard!
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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#38
RE: The Neverending SFW Penis Thread
(June 15, 2017 at 5:23 pm)mh.brewer Wrote:
(June 15, 2017 at 5:17 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Still trying to work out the thrust of this thread...

Keep playing around, it's not that hard.

Keep it up and you'll penetrate the thread's true depth.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#39
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(June 15, 2017 at 5:35 pm)Mr.Obvious Wrote: If you spend more than 4 consecutive hours on this thread, is it time to go see a doctor?

I'm asking... for a friend.

Flashback! Panic
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#40
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