OK, I'm baculum.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental.
The Neverending SFW Penis Thread
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OK, I'm baculum.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental.
(June 16, 2017 at 5:37 am)Mr.Obvious Wrote: If you're ever in Rotterdam, be sure to check out this guy and post your pic with him in this thread. That is frightening. An army of Buttplug Gnomes could easily defeat an army of Orcs!
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!
(June 16, 2017 at 7:05 am)chimp3 Wrote:(June 16, 2017 at 5:37 am)Mr.Obvious Wrote: If you're ever in Rotterdam, be sure to check out this guy and post your pic with him in this thread. YOU! SHALL! NOT! PASS! ... Gas
"If we go down, we go down together!"
- Your mum, last night, suggesting 69. -
Contrary to popular belief, men don't suffer from premature ejaculation. Women do.
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
Chimps, bonobos, and gorillas have a baculum. A bone in their dick. Permanent erection, ready to go like a Minuteman! Do you think human males would have been less destructive if they had a baculum too? Or just more trouble?
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!
(June 16, 2017 at 7:33 am)chimp3 Wrote: Chimps, bonobos, and gorillas have a baculum. A bone in their dick. Permanent erection, ready to go like a Minuteman! Do you think human males would have been less destructive if they had a baculum too? Or just more trouble? I'd just worry about how often I'd catch mine in my zip if that were true. Or that I'd have to wear high-waisted trousers
Sum ergo sum
RE: The Neverending SFW Penis Thread
June 16, 2017 at 7:56 am
(This post was last modified: June 16, 2017 at 7:57 am by brewer.)
(June 16, 2017 at 7:33 am)chimp3 Wrote: Chimps, bonobos, and gorillas have a baculum. A bone in their dick. Permanent erection, ready to go like a Minuteman! Do you think human males would have been less destructive if they had a baculum too? Or just more trouble? You could always have a medical one implanted and find out. "Pump it up when you don't really need it. Pump it up until you can feel it."
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental.
(June 16, 2017 at 7:56 am)mh.brewer Wrote:I knew a guy with a penile pump. He was on hospice. Right before he died he pumped it up. Went out with a boner! Went to the funeral home that way too. Perhaps they granted him the dignity of leaving it up when they lowered him six feet down .(June 16, 2017 at 7:33 am)chimp3 Wrote: Chimps, bonobos, and gorillas have a baculum. A bone in their dick. Permanent erection, ready to go like a Minuteman! Do you think human males would have been less destructive if they had a baculum too? Or just more trouble?
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!
(June 16, 2017 at 8:01 am)chimp3 Wrote:(June 16, 2017 at 7:56 am)mh.brewer Wrote: You could always have a medical one implanted and find out.I knew a guy with a penile pump. He was on hospice. Right before he died he pumped it up. Went out with a boner! Went to the funeral home that way too. Perhaps they granted him the dignity of leaving it up when they lowered him six feet down . To bad he didn't go out with a bang also. Can never find a necrophilia chic when you need one.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental.
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