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RE: Staff Log - Bannings, Reports, and Other Actions
August 11, 2017 at 5:01 pm
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Well, I don't know who the hell that spammer was (I think his mother was spooked by a scrabble board), but he jumped straight into my sights right as I pulled the trigger.
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RE: Staff Log - Bannings, Reports, and Other Actions
August 11, 2017 at 5:34 pm
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RE: Staff Log - Bannings, Reports, and Other Actions
August 11, 2017 at 5:47 pm
Showed spammer jacksonmarlon my licence to kill. He didn't survive the experience.
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RE: Staff Log - Bannings, Reports, and Other Actions
August 11, 2017 at 5:49 pm
(August 11, 2017 at 5:01 pm)Cyberman Wrote: Well, I don't know who the hell that spammer was (I think his mother was spooked by a scrabble board), but he jumped straight into my sights right as I pulled the trigger.
Momma, just killed a spammer, put a hammer above his head, slipped I dropped it, now he is dead..
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RE: Staff Log - Bannings, Reports, and Other Actions
August 11, 2017 at 5:51 pm
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Shit, now I have to go and write that! 
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RE: Staff Log - Bannings, Reports, and Other Actions
August 11, 2017 at 6:28 pm
we should make the next scammer eat his dad
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RE: Staff Log - Bannings, Reports, and Other Actions
August 11, 2017 at 6:45 pm
Well as someone once said, in an ideal world spammers would be in jail, sharing a cell with many men who have enlarged their penises, taken Viagra and are looking for a new relationship.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Staff Log - Bannings, Reports, and Other Actions
August 11, 2017 at 6:49 pm
(August 11, 2017 at 6:45 pm)Cyberman Wrote: Well as someone once said, in an ideal world spammers would be in jail, sharing a cell with many men who have enlarged their penises, taken Viagra and are looking for a new relationship.
So you are encouraging Vorlie to become a spammer?
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RE: Staff Log - Bannings, Reports, and Other Actions
August 11, 2017 at 6:51 pm
BTW, I'm old enough to remember school girls dressing like that.
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RE: Staff Log - Bannings, Reports, and Other Actions
August 11, 2017 at 6:51 pm
I'm not sure he'd need encouragement, on those terms.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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