So, anyways, dear troll, what's defiant about there being a God?
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So, I complimented this girl today...
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(August 30, 2017 at 6:42 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote:God, no wonder guys are so confused about women! I just told him not to say this exact thing because it's creepy!(August 30, 2017 at 6:03 pm)spyrofannumber1 Wrote: Today I went to my college class for a lecture and to take some notes. I’ve only been to this class for the second time, and this girl sitting directly in front of me caught my eye. I got a better look at her, and she was beautiful. I made a pact with myself to compliment her that day. When class ended, I decided to ask my professor a question. I wanted to get my stuff packed up before I did though. So when pretty much everyone had left. I saw the girl asking the professor a question herself. She happened to not have her stuff packed up. It took me a while to pack everything up, but, when I did, I wanted to break the ice. " Do I know you? you look familiar. Are you from around this area." I said. She mentioned places that were no where near where I lived( and tbh I didn’t recognize her), but I wanted to try something, right? She was almost packed up when I decided to spew a statement of, " I like your makeup". I said smiling. She smiled back and said “thank you.” Leaving right after. I’m usually not that bold, yet I felt smooth. At the same time I felt like a creep and/or jerk. I wish I could’ve talked to her more though. Could someone please tell me if I said anything wrong or to forward? Or did I say the right thing? Thanks.
If The Flintstones have taught us anything, it's that pelicans can be used to mix cement.
-Homer Simpson
A good line is to just walk up and say, "can I smell your pussy?"
If she says no, you just say, "it must be your feet then."
Next time try: "Hi, my name is _______________. I hope this class will be good. What else are you taking? Do you mind if I walk with you to your next class?"
If she panics say "My creepy uncle gave me these lines. Give me a second chance."
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental.
RE: So, I complimented this girl today...
August 30, 2017 at 7:06 pm
(This post was last modified: August 30, 2017 at 7:08 pm by Edwardo Piet.)
(August 30, 2017 at 6:59 pm)Little lunch Wrote: A good line is to just walk up and say, "can I smell your pussy?" I prefer to just loudly announce "I love women whose pussy I can smell when they're across the room so I know they've entered it! (before I enter them after they obviously say "Yes." to my proposition). Consider yourself loved!".
Seriously, guys?
He asks one question and he's been accused of possibly being a troll, and some of those suggestions! You all know how blunt I am. But until we know he's trolling, let's try to avoid the accusation. And, if he is in school, let's back off on some of the more adult suggestions, shall we? Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" RE: So, I complimented this girl today...
August 30, 2017 at 7:12 pm
(This post was last modified: August 30, 2017 at 7:13 pm by Edwardo Piet.)
It wasn't an accusation, he just seemed trolly to me and I was just expressing that said seeming-to-me
If I was really sure about him actually breaking The No Trolling Rule I'd have reported him. Wait, someone made an adult suggestion? I've only seen adult jokes (which are allowed). (August 30, 2017 at 6:03 pm)spyrofannumber1 Wrote: Today I went to my college class for a lecture and to take some notes. I’ve only been to this class for the second time, and this girl sitting directly in front of me caught my eye. I got a better look at her, and she was beautiful. I made a pact with myself to compliment her that day. When class ended, I decided to ask my professor a question. I wanted to get my stuff packed up before I did though. So when pretty much everyone had left. I saw the girl asking the professor a question herself. She happened to not have her stuff packed up. It took me a while to pack everything up, but, when I did, I wanted to break the ice. " Do I know you? you look familiar. Are you from around this area." I said. She mentioned places that were no where near where I lived( and tbh I didn’t recognize her), but I wanted to try something, right? She was almost packed up when I decided to spew a statement of, " I like your makeup". I said smiling. She smiled back and said “thank you.” Leaving right after. I’m usually not that bold, yet I felt smooth. At the same time I felt like a creep and/or jerk. I wish I could’ve talked to her more though. Could someone please tell me if I said anything wrong or to forward? Or did I say the right thing? Thanks.I don't know you well enough to recommend you to anyone. Should I egg you on? What if this is my daughter? Why are you referring to a college aged woman as a girl? Nothing implicitly wrong, just seeking clarification.
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!
Makeup ??
Sounds kinda gay to me . . . Oh!!! I get it!! She's cool with having a non-threatening gay male friend, and there you are flying under the radar!! Pretty savvy. The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
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