So, I complimented this girl today...

[Edwardo Piet]

So, anyways, dear troll, what's defiant about there being a God?

[Mermaid]

Today I went to my college class for a lecture and to take some notes. I’ve only been to this class for the second time, and this girl sitting directly in front of me caught my eye. I got a better look at her, and she was beautiful. I made a pact with myself to compliment her that day. When class ended, I decided to ask my professor a question. I wanted to get my stuff packed up before I did though. So when pretty much everyone had left. I saw the girl asking the professor a question herself. She happened to not have her stuff packed up. It took me a while to pack everything up, but, when I did, I wanted to break the ice. " Do I know you? you look familiar. Are you from around this area." I said. She mentioned places that were no where near where I lived( and tbh I didn’t recognize her), but I wanted to try something, right? She was almost packed up when I decided to spew a statement of, " I like your makeup". I said smiling. She smiled back and said “thank you.” Leaving right after. I’m usually not that bold, yet I felt smooth. At the same time I felt like a creep and/or jerk. I wish I could’ve talked to her more though. Could someone please tell me if I said anything wrong or to forward? Or did I say the right thing? Thanks.

Not gonna like, "I like your makeup" seems quite strange coming from a guy lol. That's something girls usually say to each other. I'm sure she appreciated the sweet gesture nonetheless. Maybe next time you want to compliment a girl from class, introduce yourself first and say "I just wanted to let you know that I think you are very beautiful..." or something along those lines.

God, no wonder guys are so confused about women! I just told him not to say this exact thing because it's creepy!

[Little lunch]

A good line is to just walk up and say, "can I smell your pussy?"
If she says no, you just say, "it must be your feet then."

[The Industrial Atheist]

A good line is to just walk up and say, "can I smell your pussy?"
If she says no, you just say, "it must be your feet then."

Lol you have waaaaaaaayyyyyyy more self confidence than me.

[brewer]

Next time try: "Hi, my name is _______________. I hope this class will be good. What else are you taking? Do you mind if I walk with you to your next class?"

If she panics say "My creepy uncle gave me these lines. Give me a second chance."

[Edwardo Piet]

A good line is to just walk up and say, "can I smell your pussy?"
If she says no, you just say, "it must be your feet then."

I prefer to just loudly announce "I love women whose pussy I can smell when they're across the room so I know they've entered it! (before I enter them after they obviously say "Yes." to my proposition). Consider yourself loved!".

[The Valkyrie]

Seriously, guys?

He asks one question and he's been accused of possibly being a troll, and some of those suggestions!

You all know how blunt I am.

But until we know he's trolling, let's try to avoid the accusation.

And, if he is in school, let's back off on some of the more adult suggestions, shall we?

[Edwardo Piet]

It wasn't an accusation, he just seemed trolly to me and I was just expressing that said seeming-to-me

If I was really sure about him actually breaking The No Trolling Rule™ I'd have reported him.

Wait, someone made an adult suggestion? I've only seen adult jokes (which are allowed).

[chimp3]

Today I went to my college class for a lecture and to take some notes. I’ve only been to this class for the second time, and this girl sitting directly in front of me caught my eye. I got a better look at her, and she was beautiful. I made a pact with myself to compliment her that day. When class ended, I decided to ask my professor a question. I wanted to get my stuff packed up before I did though. So when pretty much everyone had left. I saw the girl asking the professor a question herself. She happened to not have her stuff packed up. It took me a while to pack everything up, but, when I did, I wanted to break the ice. " Do I know you? you look familiar. Are you from around this area." I said. She mentioned places that were no where near where I lived( and tbh I didn’t recognize her), but I wanted to try something, right? She was almost packed up when I decided to spew a statement of, " I like your makeup". I said smiling. She smiled back and said “thank you.” Leaving right after. I’m usually not that bold, yet I felt smooth. At the same time I felt like a creep and/or jerk. I wish I could’ve talked to her more though. Could someone please tell me if I said anything wrong or to forward? Or did I say the right thing? Thanks.

I don't know you well enough to recommend you to anyone. Should I egg you on? What if this is my daughter? Why are you referring to a college aged woman as a girl? Nothing implicitly wrong, just seeking clarification.

[vorlon13]

Makeup ??

Sounds kinda gay to me . . .





Oh!!!   I get it!!  She's cool with having a non-threatening gay male friend, and there you are flying under the radar!!  Pretty savvy.