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How The Hell Can The Bible Be Compatible With Evolution?

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How The Hell Can The Bible Be Compatible With Evolution?
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How The Hell Can The Bible Be Compatible With Evolution?
August 7, 2011 at 9:26 am
Title Says It All.
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RE: How The Hell Can The Bible Be Compatible With Evolution?
August 7, 2011 at 9:28 am
It's not?
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RE: How The Hell Can The Bible Be Compatible With Evolution?
August 7, 2011 at 9:42 am
The Bible is compatible with a male dominated, irrational and superstitious view of the world.
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RE: How The Hell Can The Bible Be Compatible With Evolution?
August 7, 2011 at 9:46 am
(August 7, 2011 at 9:42 am)Darwinian Wrote: The Bronze Age Goat-herders' Anthology of Campfire Tales for Boys:
God's Little Instruction Manual for Handling Slaves, Sex Slaves, Kitchen Help, Naughty Offspring, Babysitters and the Soon-to-be-extinct Tribes Next Door. is compatible with a male dominated, irrational and superstitious view of the world.

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RE: How The Hell Can The Bible Be Compatible With Evolution?
August 7, 2011 at 10:15 am (This post was last modified: August 7, 2011 at 10:18 am by Justtristo.)
(August 7, 2011 at 9:26 am)Atheist Jew Wrote: Title Says It All.

I don't think the authors of Genesis did not intended it to be history as we know it, rather it is mythology akin to the Iliad or the Odyssey or even the story of Jason and the Argonauts. Especially given the whole book is full of symbols (The Garden, The Serpent, Tower of Babel, etc). This sort of symbolism is also present in books such as Daniel and Revelation. Some Christians interpret Genesis symbolically rather than literally because recognize the symbolism which is throughout Genesis.

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RE: How The Hell Can The Bible Be Compatible With Evolution?
August 7, 2011 at 10:21 am
(August 7, 2011 at 10:15 am)Ziggystardust Wrote:
(August 7, 2011 at 9:26 am)Atheist Jew Wrote: Title Says It All.

I don't think the authors of Genesis did not intended it to be history as we know it, rather it is mythology akin to the Iliad or the Odyssey or even the story of Jason and the Argonauts. Especially given the whole book is full of symbols (The Garden, The Serpent, Tower of Babel, etc). This sort of symbolism is also present in books such as Daniel and Revelation. Some Christians interpret Genesis symbolically rather than literally because recognize the symbolism which is throughout Genesis.

Well that is my $0.02

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RE: How The Hell Can The Bible Be Compatible With Evolution?
August 7, 2011 at 10:47 am
But isn't the Bible supposed to be entirely true?
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RE: How The Hell Can The Bible Be Compatible With Evolution?
August 7, 2011 at 10:54 am
(August 7, 2011 at 9:26 am)Atheist Jew Wrote: Title Says It All.

Because the Bible says whatever people want it to say.
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RE: How The Hell Can The Bible Be Compatible With Evolution?
August 7, 2011 at 11:00 am (This post was last modified: August 7, 2011 at 11:00 am by Emanuel.)
(August 7, 2011 at 10:47 am)Atheist Jew Wrote: But isn't the Bible supposed to be entirely true?
By 'true' as in "literally true"?

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RE: How The Hell Can The Bible Be Compatible With Evolution?
August 7, 2011 at 11:08 am
See my youtube post:

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