(October 1, 2017 at 2:50 pm)vorlon13 Wrote:

Don't mess with the pizza, I worked long and hawad on my pizza.

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You can tell by the way I make my call
I'm a pizza man, no time to talk
Toppings piled, cheese melty warm
Been calling around for a bargin

It's alright, It's ok
Got my drink and game today.
Eating alright, eating alright
In the city game day breaking
Eating alright, eating alright,

AH AH AH AH
EATING ALLLRIIIIIIIIGHT
WAY TO MAKE THAT CALL!

I just sent Domino's a DM on Twitter asking them if they would be willing to pay me for this parody. I doubt it, but hey who knows.

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Hey Vol, I would give you a cut if they did, if it were not for you posting that picture I wouldn't have written that parody.

Did you know that Dominoes are expanding into Nth Korea?

Coming soon! Extra Crispy just for you motherfucker!

Everyone's talking about puzza.

Here and on FB.

Dammit, I'm ordering Hell Pizza on Friday night!

(October 1, 2017 at 1:45 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Who the fuck puts pineapple on a pizza?

I can only speak for my entire family, all my friends and everyone I know, but we do.

Who the fuck puts anchovies or jalapenos on a pizza and cheese on the bottom instead of the top?

(October 2, 2017 at 12:48 pm)Little lunch Wrote:

(October 1, 2017 at 1:45 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Who the fuck puts pineapple on a pizza?

I can only speak for my entire family, all my friends and everyone I know, but we do.

Who the fuck puts anchovies or jalapenos on a pizza and cheese on the bottom instead of the top?

You like what you like. Sure I don't get what others like, but there is no right combo, there are only personal tastes and everybody's taste buds like different things.

I like jalapenos and banana peppers too. Anchovies no. Mushrooms no. 

I am a cheese on top guy too. I really hate my toppings on top of the cheese because they get too burnt. I like my toppings soft and goo-ey.

There is a right combo actually, Brian.
It's salami, cabanossi, ham, capsicum, mushroom, pineapple and shallots on a BBQ sauce, thin and crispy base.

WTF are you going on about? Sitting on your ass and eating a shitty dominos pizza doesn't mean anything in regards to socialism/capitalism. Karl Marx was a glutton and drunk who went on giant pub crawls. Guess he wasn't really a communist. I've seen some bad logic on here before but this is a different level.

All you've proven is you are too lazy to make your own pizza.

For the pineapple on pizza haters, one of the best pizzas I've ever eaten.

Naan flatbread, lightly sauced with plum sauce. A sprinkling of Gouda cheese, pineapple, kiwi, mango, papaya, some super spicy shredded chicken breast and coarsely chopped bacon. Top it off with more Gouda and ten minutes later you've got several little slices of heaven.

(October 2, 2017 at 1:05 pm)Little lunch Wrote: There is a right combo actually, Brian.
It's salami, cabanossi, ham, capsicum, mushroom, pineapple and shallots on a BBQ sauce, thin and crispy base.

You lost me at mushroom. 
No, no, no, and just no. I don't like eating warm wet rubber.

And if I want BBQ I'll eat a steak or pork off a grill. 

And I like hand tossed, not pizza on a cracker.