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What would you do if you ran out of beer/booze?
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RE: What would you do if you ran out of beer/booze?
October 16, 2017 at 7:46 pm
Well, I don't drink, since I hate the taste and I suspect it might interact with the antidepressants (yes, plural) I'm taking anyway.

At any rate, I do think I can do a lot better than this guy.

Seriously, he broke into a guy's house in the middle of the day (and on a Wednesday at that!) while naked and tried to steal some Captain Morgan from their kitchen. I can guaran-goddam-tee that there are millions of options we can all think of before resorting to this.
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RE: What would you do if you ran out of beer/booze?
October 16, 2017 at 7:46 pm
(October 16, 2017 at 7:15 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: "We've secretly replaced Brian37's Fosters with syphilitic donkey piss.  Let's see if he notices."

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RE: What would you do if you ran out of beer/booze?
October 16, 2017 at 8:07 pm
(October 16, 2017 at 5:42 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: P.S. Foster's is kangaroo piss.  Even the Aussies won't drink it.

I don't think we have many great beers to choose from in my stores Tongue

And yeah. Guinness and Boltmaker are both better.
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RE: What would you do if you ran out of beer/booze?
October 16, 2017 at 10:24 pm
To the OP; that is what my vape pen is for. Yay Oregon!

Fosters; Australian for Budweiser! The dark one is ok, but I grew out of drinking low quality beer a while ago.

Did you know that Budweiser cornered the market on monkey piss? That is their main ingredient for their beer; that and rice.
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RE: What would you do if you ran out of beer/booze?
October 16, 2017 at 10:26 pm
(October 16, 2017 at 6:28 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(October 16, 2017 at 6:17 pm)J a c k Wrote: If I ran out of booze, I wouldn’t be hungover on Sundays and Mondays. So, there’s that.

ONLY Sundays and Mondays?

Light weight!

Tongue

Totes. I never knew a hangover until age got to me. Now I have to limit myself to weekends. Weekdays I only do coffee liqueur and only when Lady for Camus is drinky in slack Tongue
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RE: What would you do if you ran out of beer/booze?
October 16, 2017 at 10:37 pm (This post was last modified: October 16, 2017 at 10:38 pm by Aegon.)
(October 16, 2017 at 1:43 pm)Losty Wrote: Even club soda has stronger flavor than bud light lol

I love me some Mike's Hard Water.

Tbh I like shit beer. "Good" beer tastes like piss, piss beer tastes like nothing. I'll go with nothing.
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RE: What would you do if you ran out of beer/booze?
October 16, 2017 at 11:06 pm
(October 16, 2017 at 10:24 pm)Rhizomorph13 Wrote: To the OP; that is what my vape pen is for. Yay Oregon!

Fosters; Australian for Budweiser! The dark one is ok, but I grew out of drinking low quality beer a while ago.

Did you know that Budweiser cornered the market on monkey piss? That is their main ingredient for their beer; that and rice.

You been deep lurking or what? LOL
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RE: What would you do if you ran out of beer/booze?
October 16, 2017 at 11:09 pm
(October 16, 2017 at 10:37 pm)Aegon Wrote: "Good" beer tastes like piss

How dare you, sir.
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RE: What would you do if you ran out of beer/booze?
October 16, 2017 at 11:51 pm
Ran out of booze 31 years ago.

Other than having a crawlspace that would scare the piss out of Jeffrey Dahmer, I think I've coped with it quite well.
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RE: What would you do if you ran out of beer/booze?
October 17, 2017 at 12:38 am
(October 16, 2017 at 8:07 pm)Hammy Wrote:
(October 16, 2017 at 5:42 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: P.S. Foster's is kangaroo piss.  Even the Aussies won't drink it.

I don't think we have many great beers to choose from in my stores Tongue

And yeah. Guinness and Boltmaker are both better.

Guinness?

It's only good for shoe polish.

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