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I'm too old for this shit
#1
I'm too old for this shit
An old friend of mine posted this on facebook: "Every day I find more that I'm getting too old for this shit".

So I immediately remembered Lethal Weapon:





But I'm too old for this shit. I'm becoming 26 now.
When I joined this forum, I was 23.
But you were nice companions; fellas.
I'm too old for this shit. When you grow up like this; you begin to look at time differently. Time in life is quite quick; it's not slow as we used to think as kids; if you're a teenager or a child; don't you ever believe grown ups when tell you "you have all life in front of you" or "time is long; you can do it" or shit like this; no; time is very very very short.

You will be old in an instance; just like me; just like Riggs, just like many members in this forum, just like Obama, just like Trump, just like whoever.







I was a young boy that had big plans.
Now I'm just another shitty old man.
I don't have fun and I hate everything.
The world owes me, so fuck you.

Glory days don't mean shit to me.
I drank a six pack of apathy.
Life's a bitch and so am I.
The world owes me, so fuck you.

Wasted youth and a fistful of ideals.
I had a young and optimisitic point of view.
Wasted youth and a fistful of ideals.
I had a young and optimisitic point of view.

I've decomposed, yet my gut's getting fat.
Oh my god I'm turning out like my dad.
I'm always rude i've got a bad attitude.
The world owes me, so fuck you.

The wife's a nag and the kid's fucking up.
I don't have sex `cause i can't get it up.
I'm just a grouch sitting on the couch.
The world owes me, so fuck you.

Wasted youth and a fistful of ideals.
I had a young and optimisitic point of view.
Wasted youth and a fistful of ideals.
I had a young and optimisitic point of view.

I was a young boy that had big plans.
Now I'm just another shitty old man.
I don't have fun and I hate everything.
The world owes me, so fuck you.

Glory days don't mean shit to me.
I drank a six pack of apathy.
Life's a bitch and so am I.
The world owes me, so fuck you.
The world owes me, so fuck you.
The world owes me, so fuck you.
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#2
RE: I'm too old for this shit
[Image: 6c5ec5f085d422edb8b293f0c71190d3ea8a5b49...603864.jpg]
It's amazing 'science' always seems to 'find' whatever it is funded for, and never the oppsite. Drich.
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#3
RE: I'm too old for this shit
(October 20, 2017 at 2:41 am)Succubus Wrote: [Image: 6c5ec5f085d422edb8b293f0c71190d3ea8a5b49...603864.jpg]

Not negativity, but decomposition and crossing to the old region kicks like a bitch.
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#4
RE: I'm too old for this shit
Young people say the silliest things sometimes. :-)
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#5
RE: I'm too old for this shit
Atlas, I am 58. You are one whiny 26 year old.
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!






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#6
RE: I'm too old for this shit
I'm 46, Atlas. You act like you've lived a full life and shit.

Become a parent, lose your own parents, watch one of your kids graduate from high school, have a mid life crisis.

THEN you can say you've lived half a life.

Call your mother and tell her you love her.
Disclaimer: I am only responsible for what I say, not what you choose to understand. 
(November 14, 2018 at 8:57 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Have a good day at work.  If we ever meet in a professional setting, let me answer your question now.  Yes, I DO want fries with that.
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RE: I'm too old for this shit
(October 20, 2017 at 4:36 am)chimp3 Wrote: Atlas, I am 58. You are one whiny 26 year old.

I'm 66.6 and I'm not whiney.  Jerkoff
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#8
RE: I'm too old for this shit
Yeah, I'll cut him some slack. He's got some pretty big things on his plate. This thread does not surprise me.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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#9
RE: I'm too old for this shit
(October 20, 2017 at 3:25 am)Little lunch Wrote: Young people say the silliest things sometimes. :-)

Thank you, LL. But just like I crossed 20 years off; I'll cross another 20; and hey I'm old in no time!
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#10
RE: I'm too old for this shit
Seems to me that Facebook is the problem. Good thing I abandoned that evil cesspool a long time ago.
"Never trust a fox. Looks like a dog, behaves like a cat."
~ Erin Hunter
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