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Messin' With Atheists
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#61
RE: Messin' With Atheists
November 20, 2017 at 7:43 pm
(November 20, 2017 at 7:05 pm)Cyberman Wrote: Anything else you want me to know I'm doing?


I wasn't going to say anything but maybe you should make sure your camera is off if you're going to do that in front of your computer.
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RE: Messin' With Atheists
November 20, 2017 at 8:32 pm
What, and lose all my ad revenue?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Messin' With Atheists
November 20, 2017 at 8:47 pm
(November 20, 2017 at 8:32 pm)Cyberman Wrote: What, and lose all my ad revenue?

I find it very hard to believe there's even I niche market for THAT!

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Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#64
RE: Messin' With Atheists
November 20, 2017 at 8:50 pm
Low blow.
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RE: Messin' With Atheists
November 20, 2017 at 8:53 pm
(November 20, 2017 at 8:50 pm)Whateverist Wrote: Low blow.

That's what a friend used to call his dwarf girlfriend.

Not to her face however.

But to the top of her head!

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RE: Messin' With Atheists
November 20, 2017 at 9:25 pm
(November 20, 2017 at 8:50 pm)Whateverist Wrote: Low blow.

I know, right? Just as I might have been about to start feeling good about myself, too. Sad

















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At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Messin' With Atheists
November 20, 2017 at 9:34 pm
(November 20, 2017 at 9:25 pm)Cyberman Wrote:
(November 20, 2017 at 8:50 pm)Whateverist Wrote: Low blow.

I know, right? Just as I might have been about to start feeling good about myself, too. Sad

















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Oh no, hope she doesn't feel like she owes now or anything.
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RE: Messin' With Atheists
November 20, 2017 at 9:52 pm
That would be ungentlemanly of me to expect it, wouldn't it?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Messin' With Atheists
November 21, 2017 at 12:39 am
(November 18, 2017 at 10:34 pm)Haipule Wrote: Psalm 14:1/53:1 A fool says in his heart, "there is no God".

Q) So, you're an atheist?
A) yes.

Q) That means that beyond your vast resources of ideas: there is no God?
A) There is no god.

That means that you are omniscient and that you ARE God!

Then bowing to my knees I yell out, "Command me my Lord!"

Don't forget Isaiah 45:7
God loves to murder humans
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RE: Messin' With Atheists
November 21, 2017 at 1:14 am (This post was last modified: November 21, 2017 at 1:30 am by Haipule.)
(November 21, 2017 at 12:39 am)Face2face Wrote:
(November 18, 2017 at 10:34 pm)Haipule Wrote: Psalm 14:1/53:1 A fool says in his heart, "there is no God".

Q) So, you're an atheist?
A) yes.

Q) That means that beyond your vast resources of ideas: there is no God?
A) There is no god.

That means that you are omniscient and that you ARE God!

Then bowing to my knees I yell out, "Command me my Lord!"

Don't forget Isaiah 45:7
God loves to murder humans
How in the HELL did you arrive at such nonsense from Isaiah 45:7? Are you a Hebrew speaker, or scholar? Or, did someone teach you how to be that brilliantly stupid? You shouldn't put words in God's mouth, or mind, He never said nor thought! In your defense, why not, everyone else does! And they went to school to learn how to be that BRILLIENTLY stupid! Language has rules! Language reveals intellect, intent and has context! If you said that to be funny: never mind!
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