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Wishmaster 2018
#51
RE: Wishmaster 2018
(January 29, 2018 at 7:40 pm)Mr.Obvious Wrote: Granted, you'll die for everyone's sins, you are to be nailed to a cross; unifying the people of the world as now they can enter heaven and feel no need to harm one another ever again.

Enjoy your last supper.

I wish I could draw like really well.

Granted. You are now the greatest sketch artist. For dicks. You can’t do anything else but the details are astonishing.

I wish all food tasted nice.
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#52
RE: Wishmaster 2018
GRanted, but you can’t taste it.

I wish the snow shoveled itself.
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#53
RE: Wishmaster 2018
Granted. All the snow in your neighbourhood shovels itself into your garden.

I wish all the world leaders would wake up with a conscience about their job and ideas for doing it properly, for the good of the people and planet.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#54
RE: Wishmaster 2018
(January 30, 2018 at 11:52 am)Cyberman Wrote: Granted. All the snow in your neighbourhood shovels itself into your garden.

I wish all the world leaders would wake up with a conscience about their job and ideas for doing it properly, for the good of the people and planet.

Granted, but you've been beamed into the future after 45 pushed the button.

I wish beer was always free.
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#55
RE: Wishmaster 2018
Granted, but now you're blind and dying of multiple organ failure.

I wish anxiety only happened when you actually need it.
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#56
RE: Wishmaster 2018
Granted. Youre constantly in a life threatening situation.

I wish I had more friends.
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#57
RE: Wishmaster 2018
(January 30, 2018 at 12:06 pm)Longhorn Wrote: Granted. Youre constantly in a life threatening situation.

I wish I had more friends.

Granted, but they are all only ABBA fans and hate any other type of music.

I wish I'd win a car on  The Price Is Right.
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#58
RE: Wishmaster 2018
(January 29, 2018 at 5:32 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote:
(January 29, 2018 at 5:05 pm)Brian37 Wrote: I wish the song by Styx "Too Much Time On My Hands" was not stuck in my head right now.

Granted.  Your head explodes.

I wish for world peace, and a cheeseburger.

You get both but only inside Maxis style simulation games which is where you spend your whole life now.

I wish for more decisiveness.
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#59
RE: Wishmaster 2018
(January 30, 2018 at 12:32 pm)Hammy Wrote:
(January 29, 2018 at 5:32 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: Granted.  Your head explodes.

I wish for world peace, and a cheeseburger.

You get both but only inside Maxis style simulation games which is where you spend your whole life now.

I wish for more decisiveness.

YOU ARE PLAYING IT WRONG Angry
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#60
RE: Wishmaster 2018
How is that wrong? Shock
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