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The New Age Bullshit Generator

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The New Age Bullshit Generator
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The New Age Bullshit Generator
February 14, 2018 at 2:24 pm
Seek strength, not to be greater than my brother, but to fight my greatest enemy -- myself.

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RE: The New Age Bullshit Generator
February 14, 2018 at 2:35 pm
ROFLOL
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RE: The New Age Bullshit Generator
February 14, 2018 at 2:51 pm
Awesome!

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: The New Age Bullshit Generator
February 14, 2018 at 3:30 pm
Wow. It works better than I thought.

"Your desire expresses dimensionless actions"

"Experiential truth nurtures your own timelessness"

and my favorite:

"Dogs are mules"
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RE: The New Age Bullshit Generator
February 14, 2018 at 3:31 pm
(February 14, 2018 at 3:30 pm)vulcanlogician Wrote: Wow. It works better than I thought.

"Your desire expresses dimensionless actions"

"Experiential truth nurtures your own timelessness"

and my favorite:

"Dogs are mules"
It's fun  Big Grin
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RE: The New Age Bullshit Generator
March 3, 2018 at 10:52 pm (This post was last modified: March 3, 2018 at 10:58 pm by Alexmahone.)
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RE: The New Age Bullshit Generator
March 3, 2018 at 11:14 pm
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RE: The New Age Bullshit Generator
March 3, 2018 at 11:39 pm
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.

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RE: The New Age Bullshit Generator
March 3, 2018 at 11:44 pm
This life is nothing short of a blossoming reimagining of sacred joy.

Sacred? Meh.

And reimagining what? Is this implying we are reincarnated? I have always kind of wanted to be, but but te concept is bullhunky.

Very amusing, though..
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RE: The New Age Bullshit Generator
March 4, 2018 at 12:51 am (This post was last modified: March 4, 2018 at 1:01 am by Jenny A.)
Way too much fun. But then I grew up in New age bull shit central: Boulder Colorado. Gives new meaning to Rocky mountain high.

"We are recreated. Soon there will be a summoning of coherence the likes of which the dreamtime has never seen. Eons from now, we adventurers will live like never before as we are recreated by the quantum soup."

It's like reading a Little Rik thread with pretty pictures instead of emoticons.

"We are in the midst of an archetypal condensing of consciousness that will remove the barriers to the quantum matrix itself. We are at a crossroads of knowledge and suffering. Our conversations with other storytellers have led to a redefining of pseudo-mythic consciousness."

Bet you never thought of that.
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