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RE: Evolution
February 25, 2018 at 12:59 pm
(February 25, 2018 at 12:53 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: You all say evolution is true, but let me ask you one question.

If humans came from monkeys, why are there still monkeys?

Check mate, atheists!

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RE: Evolution
February 25, 2018 at 1:02 pm
(February 25, 2018 at 12:59 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:
(February 25, 2018 at 12:53 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: You all say evolution is true, but let me ask you one question.

If humans came from monkeys, why are there still monkeys?

Check mate, atheists!

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Unevolved monkeys, obviously.

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RE: Evolution
February 25, 2018 at 1:02 pm
(February 25, 2018 at 12:53 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: You all say evolution is true, but let me ask you one question.

If humans came from monkeys, why are there still monkeys?

Check mate, atheists!

Australians came from England, why are there still English?
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RE: Evolution
February 25, 2018 at 1:07 pm
No one "believes" in evolution, dumbass.  They don't have to.  The evidence for it is overwhelming.

Belief is for your fucking fairy tales.
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RE: Evolution
February 25, 2018 at 1:17 pm (This post was last modified: February 25, 2018 at 1:17 pm by The Valkyrie.)
(February 25, 2018 at 1:02 pm)zebo-the-fat Wrote:
(February 25, 2018 at 12:53 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: You all say evolution is true, but let me ask you one question.

If humans came from monkeys, why are there still monkeys?

Check mate, atheists!

Australians came from England, why are there still English?

There aren't.

Brits are figments of a deranged imagination

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RE: Evolution
February 25, 2018 at 1:20 pm (This post was last modified: February 25, 2018 at 1:24 pm by I_am_not_mafia.)
You know the Germans refer to Brits as island monkeys (Insel affen). I was thrilled when I learnt that.
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RE: Evolution
February 25, 2018 at 1:30 pm
I have to poop
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RE: Evolution
February 25, 2018 at 1:42 pm (This post was last modified: February 25, 2018 at 1:42 pm by Whateverist.)
(February 25, 2018 at 1:02 pm)zebo-the-fat Wrote:
(February 25, 2018 at 12:53 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: You all say evolution is true, but let me ask you one question.

If humans came from monkeys, why are there still monkeys?

Check mate, atheists!

Australians came from England, why are there still English?


Really?  I thought they walked down from southeast Asia during an extreme low tide.
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RE: Evolution
February 25, 2018 at 1:44 pm
I have a colleague from Brisbane.  Does the same job as I do.  Theoretically, therefore, should not be a complete dumbfuck.

We met up a couple of years ago and from nowhere he asked why, if evolution is true, don't we have X-Men everywhere?

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The PURPOSE of life is to replicate our DNA ................. (from Darwin)
The MEANING of life is the experience of living ... (from Frank Herbert)
The VALUE of life is the legacy we leave behind ..... (from observation)
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RE: Evolution
February 25, 2018 at 1:44 pm
(February 25, 2018 at 1:30 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote: I have to poop


Look at this Rik.  She still says "I" have to poop.  According to the best intuitive science it is your consciousness that has to poop.  Bet she never thought of that, did she mate?
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