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Evolution
#11
RE: Evolution
(February 25, 2018 at 12:53 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: You all say evolution is true, but let me ask you one question.

If humans came from monkeys, why are there still monkeys?

Check mate, atheists!

Who would fill the pews on Sunday?
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#12
RE: Evolution
(February 25, 2018 at 12:59 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:
(February 25, 2018 at 12:53 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: You all say evolution is true, but let me ask you one question.

If humans came from monkeys, why are there still monkeys?

Check mate, atheists!

Who would fill the pews on Sunday?

Unevolved monkeys, obviously.

Tongue

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#13
RE: Evolution
(February 25, 2018 at 12:53 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: You all say evolution is true, but let me ask you one question.

If humans came from monkeys, why are there still monkeys?

Check mate, atheists!

Australians came from England, why are there still English?
The meek shall inherit the Earth, the rest of us will fly to the stars.

Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups

Arguing with an engineer is like wrestling with a pig in mud ..... after a while you realise that the pig likes it!

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#14
RE: Evolution
No one "believes" in evolution, dumbass.  They don't have to.  The evidence for it is overwhelming.

Belief is for your fucking fairy tales.
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#15
RE: Evolution
(February 25, 2018 at 1:02 pm)zebo-the-fat Wrote:
(February 25, 2018 at 12:53 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: You all say evolution is true, but let me ask you one question.

If humans came from monkeys, why are there still monkeys?

Check mate, atheists!

Australians came from England, why are there still English?

There aren't.

Brits are figments of a deranged imagination

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#16
RE: Evolution
You know the Germans refer to Brits as island monkeys (Insel affen). I was thrilled when I learnt that.
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#17
RE: Evolution
I have to poop
"Of course, everyone will claim they respect someone who tries to speak the truth, but in reality, this is a rare quality. Most respect those who speak truths they agree with, and their respect for the speaking only extends as far as their realm of personal agreement. It is less common, almost to the point of becoming a saintly virtue, that someone truly respects and loves the truth seeker, even when their conclusions differ wildly." 

-walsh
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#18
RE: Evolution
(February 25, 2018 at 1:02 pm)zebo-the-fat Wrote:
(February 25, 2018 at 12:53 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: You all say evolution is true, but let me ask you one question.

If humans came from monkeys, why are there still monkeys?

Check mate, atheists!

Australians came from England, why are there still English?


Really?  I thought they walked down from southeast Asia during an extreme low tide.
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#19
RE: Evolution
I have a colleague from Brisbane.  Does the same job as I do.  Theoretically, therefore, should not be a complete dumbfuck.

We met up a couple of years ago and from nowhere he asked why, if evolution is true, don't we have X-Men everywhere?

Jawdrop

I have serious concerns about the Queensland education system.

Confused
The PURPOSE of life is to replicate our DNA ................. (from Darwin)
The MEANING of life is the experience of living ... (from Frank Herbert)
The VALUE of life is the legacy we leave behind ..... (from observation)
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#20
RE: Evolution
(February 25, 2018 at 1:30 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote: I have to poop


Look at this Rik.  She still says "I" have to poop.  According to the best intuitive science it is your consciousness that has to poop.  Bet she never thought of that, did she mate?
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