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What Would Your God Do Without You?
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What Would Your God Do Without You?
Christians, Krishna devotees, Muslims! What would your god do without you? Fade into non-existence?
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!
Sit in the middle of a field, in the foetal position, saying "I exist. I exist."
Check out a Terry Pratchett book called "Small Gods". Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" 
Good question - I wonder if any have the guts to tackle it?
Considering that fictional concepts are solely reliant on the imagination of the believer, the god(s) can no more do anything of their own volition than a puppet without its master.
"Never trust a fox. Looks like a dog, behaves like a cat."
~ Erin Hunter 
Apparently destroy everything. Because the god of love has a really bad temper, and doesn't know how to solve problems without killing or breaking something.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."
10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason... http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/ Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50 A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh. http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html (March 13, 2018 at 9:41 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Sit in the middle of a field, in the foetal position, saying "I exist. I exist." Or, drum up a small army and confront the newer gods ala Gaiman?
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!
I guess whatever he wants to. He is God of course.
RE: What Would Your God Do Without You?
March 16, 2018 at 4:06 pm
(This post was last modified: March 16, 2018 at 4:06 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
He'll do that with or without you....aah aaah uh.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
Get my wife to feed it/them.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental.
He'd continue being the ultimate noodly goodness that can maximally exist ever, only I get to be with it while it does it.
"For the only way to eternal glory is a life lived in service of our Lord, FSM; Verily it is FSM who is the perfect being the name higher than all names, king of all kings and will bestow upon us all, one day, The great reclaiming" -The Prophet Boiardi-
Conservative trigger warning.
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