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What Would Your God Do Without You?
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RE: What Would Your God Do Without You?
(March 13, 2018 at 9:39 pm)chimp3 Wrote: What Would Your God Do Without You?

Christians, Krishna devotees, Muslims! What would your god do without you? Fade into non-existence?

He would be looking for his own non-existent dick to masturbate so he could imagine his own glory.
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#12
RE: What Would Your God Do Without You?
Despite a dearth of followers, I can assure everyone Baneemy remains a dynamic, vital and totipotent deity.
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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#13
RE: What Would Your God Do Without You?
Dude knows some words!
"For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring." - Carl Sagan
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#14
RE: What Would Your God Do Without You?
It's important that you enjoy your lives now, because that's all you're getting.
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#15
RE: What Would Your God Do Without You?
Well...yeah?
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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#16
RE: What Would Your God Do Without You?
. . . sometimes not even that . . .
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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#17
RE: What Would Your God Do Without You?
That's easy to answer.

He would threaten rocks and gases about eternal hell if they ever start masterbating...
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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