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What Would Your God Do Without You?

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What Would Your God Do Without You?
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RE: What Would Your God Do Without You?
March 16, 2018 at 4:13 pm
(March 13, 2018 at 9:39 pm)chimp3 Wrote: What Would Your God Do Without You?

Christians, Krishna devotees, Muslims! What would your god do without you? Fade into non-existence?

He would be looking for his own non-existent dick to masturbate so he could imagine his own glory.
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RE: What Would Your God Do Without You?
March 16, 2018 at 4:37 pm
Despite a dearth of followers, I can assure everyone Baneemy remains a dynamic, vital and totipotent deity.
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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RE: What Would Your God Do Without You?
March 16, 2018 at 4:50 pm
Dude knows some words!
"For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring." - Carl Sagan
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RE: What Would Your God Do Without You?
March 16, 2018 at 5:35 pm
It's important that you enjoy your lives now, because that's all you're getting.
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RE: What Would Your God Do Without You?
March 16, 2018 at 5:39 pm
Well...yeah?
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: What Would Your God Do Without You?
March 16, 2018 at 6:09 pm
. . . sometimes not even that . . .
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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RE: What Would Your God Do Without You?
March 16, 2018 at 9:47 pm
That's easy to answer.

He would threaten rocks and gases about eternal hell if they ever start masterbating...
No God, No fear.
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