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RE: So where to start?
March 12, 2018 at 4:30 pm
I didn't have time to do my full welcome routine, so here goes part deux.
Welcome.
We have a virgin sacrifice to the Dark One every Friday night*.
Other group activities include hot tub orgies, following the Saturday babyque and puppy kicking.
I'm also trying to arrange for a new team sport I have invented. It's a mixture of hide and seek and murder in the dark. I call it "Slaughterbowl!" (the exclamation mark is extremely important. But, so far, no one wants to play, so I've had to involve unwilling participants in the practice sessions..
*When we can find a virgin.
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
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RE: So where to start?
March 13, 2018 at 7:46 am
Welcome to the forums, Hans. I'll see you in the philosophy section!
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RE: So where to start?
March 14, 2018 at 2:49 am
(March 12, 2018 at 4:30 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: I didn't have time to do my full welcome routine, so here goes part deux.
Welcome.
We have a virgin sacrifice to the Dark One every Friday night*.
Other group activities include hot tub orgies, following the Saturday babyque and puppy kicking.
I'm also trying to arrange for a new team sport I have invented. It's a mixture of hide and seek and murder in the dark. I call it "Slaughterbowl!" (the exclamation mark is extremely important. But, so far, no one wants to play, so I've had to involve unwilling participants in the practice sessions..
*When we can find a virgin.
Yeah, last Friday we had to sacrifice an amoeba.
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